The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

NekoParks said:

but Mrs. Robinson is still hung over...hey-hey-hey...

I put in four in the morning...tapped out...yawning...longing my life away...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get an anonimouse ranting about the lack of realism in the erotic horror fantasy he just read.


I put in a fifth of rum.

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Handley_Page said:

but Brandy took the first four places.


I put in a new fishing reel.

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Saxon_Hart said:

But it's Jaws 356 and no one wants to see it...they're burned out after Jaws 355.


I put in a Friday the 13th sequel.

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Handley_Page said:

But you'll never see it until the 14th.



I put in a warm radiator

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Saxon_Hart said:

I see your warm radiator and raise you an over-heated car.


I put in a gallon of anti-freeze.

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Handley_Page said:

On a boilin' hot day in Summer, it evaporates.



I put in a Linear Accelerator

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Saxon_Hart said:

but it clashes with the flux capacitor and McFly ends up a micro-organism.



I put in a Delorean

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steve44uk said:

But instead of a fun, light-hearted romp through time, you get five years for smuggling coke...

I put in a Morlock...

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Noor said:

and you get a stanley steamer

I put in a girl in her pajamas who needs to be ready for date in under an hour...

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Handley_Page said:

And you get a confused woman who cannot decide what to wear. . . .



I put in a bottle of Bath Oil

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get green peace protesting your tub.


I put in a fair maiden with a mustache.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a play by Ionesco.

I put in a rhinoceros...

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Handley_Page said:

which gets shot by Chinese poachers looking for the Horn.



I put in a prosthetic rhino horn

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Chinese chemists grind it into an aphrodisiac powder for artificial penises.

I put in a fetish for prosthetics...

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Handley_Page said:

and it's claimed by every Lesbian in the area.



I put in a bottle of lemonade

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CarolinaPeach said:

... and life gives you lemons.

I put in the Cheshire Cat.

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Noor said:

And it doesn't matter which way you go

I put in a piles of leaves

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steve44uk said:

... and Snoopy jumps right in.

I put in a miniature grand piano...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And Schroeder kicks out some Beethoven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjvkl9EGBPE

I put in Lucy's panties.

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steve44uk said:

... and Schroeder spends the rest of the afternoon locked in his room.

I put in Nick and Nora Charles...

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Handley_Page said:

And the Thin man's on a diet


I put it TinTin

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CarolinaPeach said:

... and you get a depressing post world war II novel about a midget with a tin drum.

I put in rock pops and a Pepsi.

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, you giggle a smile and a giggle.

I put in two pair of neon colored socks, one pink and one green.

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Handley_Page said:

and the Sock Monster gets very angry.


I put in mismatched shoes.

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