Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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and when you turn it over it says "Property of Sister Mary Elephant"
I put in a few escargots...
And the slugs destroy the garden.
I put in one for the road.
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and when you turn it over it says "Property of Sister Mary Elephant"
I put in a few escargots...
And the slugs destroy the garden.
I put in one for the road.
and you give one for the nice police officer's breathalyzer....
I put in sixteen vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast...
and they party with the three men you admire most.
I put in a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker...
and they party with the three men you admire most.
I put in a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker...
And you get back the strangest sex toy craftsman ever.
I put in a vinyl recording of the soundtrack from Conan the Barbarian (1982)
but "they" all answer to the name Martha Stewart.
I put in a cross-country fandango with my friends...
and end up in a barbarian orgy.
I put in Le Sacre de Printemps...
and you tip-toe through the tulips.
I put in a broken record...
and your name is enshrined in the Guiness Book.
I put in a recurrent note, a recurrent note, a recurrent n...
And you get back an echo.
I put in a box of mechanical pencils.
and all your stories and drawings lack soul.
I put in a reanimator...
And Peter O'Toole comes back from the dead.
I put in a prop from George Romero's original Night of the Living Dead.
and the eeg flatlines.
I put in a midnight thunderstorm at an Eastern European castle...
but it wakes nobody.
I put in Otto the photographer
and all your pictures are the same from left to right as from right to left.
I put in a palindromic conversation...
and all you get is: "Madam, I'm adam"
I put in a Katana
I put in all my sorrows.
And you get a ball to balance on your nose.
I put in my grandmother's scarf.
... and I wonder how you found it under my bed.
I put in a velvet purse...
and you get a boar's ear.
I put in a silk stocking...
... but you're not on Santa's Nice List, so it comes back empty.
I put in Max the dog...
and you get an enjoyable day of exercise at the park.
I put in three squirrels and a flock of pigeons...
... and you get an haute cuisine Cajun pie.
I put in Dennis Quaid's winning smile...