Blurting it out....Playground style

asian_princess · May 11, 2008

Financial report for Sunday night wrap up of weejend conference.

19 bottels of red: $600

4 frennch bageuettes: $6.60

1 pot of curry: $30.00

4 brokern glasses: $100

1 missed plane: $69.00

2 near fist fights: 2 almost broken noses

8 men: 8 lonely wives/girlfriends.

5 snoreres: my sanity.

1 tiny living room floor: borrowed cost free.

1 utterly utterly wrecked appy:

and a partridge in a pear tree.

The thought of the 8 of them lining up outside 1 bathroom tomorrow morning while I've got my own bathroom: priceless.

that'll teach them to show up unaanounced.

i go die now.

elizabeth22673 · May 11, 2008

I love being a mother! There's nothing in the whole entire world that gives me more pleasure and meaning in my life :heart:

omahaman2 · May 11, 2008

my first blurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYI5bKZMes&feature=related

omahaman2 · May 11, 2008

my second blurt

Cool LIT moms

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
better solution.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Moms come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or email you to show how much they
care about you.

The heart of a mom is what makes the world spin!

Moms do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their
family and friends.

Moms have a lot to say and a lot to give. someone respects you as
a woman...so tell your mom friends how amazing they are.

LIT MOMs, You are amazing!

hdlynnette · May 11, 2008

omahaman2 said:
my second blurt

Cool LIT moms

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
better solution.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Moms come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or email you to show how much they
care about you.

The heart of a mom is what makes the world spin!

Moms do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their
family and friends.

Moms have a lot to say and a lot to give. someone respects you as
a woman...so tell your mom friends how amazing they are.

LIT MOMs, You are amazing!

omahaman, I've been sitting here trying to think of something worthy to say to the Mom's here on Lit, but I don't think I could have said it any better than you have here.

To all the Mom's and Mr. Mom's on Lit...

~ ~ A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU!!! ~ ~

cyikac1986 · May 11, 2008

sirgary said:
Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the blood of a wo-wo-man....

pbbbbttttttt......lol

koalabear · May 11, 2008

blurt

IvorySands · May 11, 2008

Blurt of my life

So bored. I'm sick of the sight of these four walls. Why can't I find friends where I live? Oh well, at least I have a good view out the window and on the computer screen.

Lorilei · May 11, 2008

Darvocet is freakin' awesome. I keep forgetting I'm hurt.

asian_princess · May 11, 2008

lorilei13 said:
Darvocet is freakin' awesome. I keep forgetting I'm hurt.

No hurt!

Hurt bad!

*kicks hurt in the head*

Huggles work too, LeiLei

*gives you a soft huggle, to not hurt you further, swipes the pills and leaves a bowl of icecream sprinkled in sherbet instead*

And then for dessert?? Squeezey cheese!! :nana:

Hope it's only temporary, sweetness :kiss:

Essa · May 11, 2008

How many alts again?

Lorilei · May 11, 2008

asian_princess said:
No hurt!

Hurt bad!

*kicks hurt in the head*

Huggles work too, LeiLei

*gives you a soft huggle, to not hurt you further, swipes the pills and leaves a bowl of icecream sprinkled in sherbet instead*

And then for dessert?? Squeezey cheese!!

Hope it's only temporary, sweetness

Pills = Zero calories.
Ice cream, sherbet, and squeezey cheese = A gazillion calories!

Thank you, sweet girl, it's nothing, just a badly sprained ankle. *sigh* And not even a funny story to tell for it.

Essa · May 11, 2008

You reckon?

You're delusional

Hang on...I already knew that

sirgary · May 11, 2008

...why do people spit gum out on a sidewalk?...

CCaprice · May 12, 2008

sirgary said:
...why do people spit gum out on a sidewalk?...

'Cuz they don't think they can step in it, too!

mrtnmoon · May 12, 2008

you're definitely a legend in your own mind.

lonelyinsnowlan · May 12, 2008

It wasn't supposed to be this way. You were supposed to realize how I make your life better by being in it. You weren't supposed to hurt me. I don't care how much you think it sucks that you hurt me, I'M THE ONE WHO'S HURTING.

I don't know if I want to be your friend. That's not what I signed up for. Yippee for you, you've been thinking. Yippee for you, you realized I'm right. That doesn't stop me from hurting.

sirgary · May 12, 2008

lonelyinsnowlan said:
It wasn't supposed to be this way. You were supposed to realize how I make your life better by being in it. You weren't supposed to hurt me. I don't care how much you think it sucks that you hurt me, I'M THE ONE WHO'S HURTING.

I don't know if I want to be your friend. That's not what I signed up for. Yippee for you, you've been thinking. Yippee for you, you realized I'm right. That doesn't stop me from hurting.

...this wasn't suppose to happen until next week...<sniff>...

Essa · May 12, 2008

Essa said:
You reckon?

You're delusional

Hang on...I already knew that

I feel I may have been rather hasty here.....

After much fondling and a thorough examination, I've come to the conclusion you're not delusional after all...

I do have the best tits in the whole widest world...ish

smotherman · May 12, 2008

Always cherish the little things in life.

chunu · May 12, 2008

Listening to the Platoon theme (Adagio for Strings) while reading the latest news from China and Burma. Feeling a wimpy little humanitarian right at the moment...

lonelyinsnowlan · May 12, 2008

sirgary said:
...this wasn't suppose to happen until next week...<sniff>...

I guess his timing was off.

...wish you could hold me.

sirgary · May 12, 2008

lonelyinsnowlan said:
I guess his timing was off.

...wish you could hold me.

...know that I am mentally holding you right now my princess...my heart is heavy for you.... :rose:

lonelyinsnowlan · May 12, 2008

sirgary said:
...know that I am mentally holding you right now my princess...my heart is heavy for you....

*tears*

... thank you...

blueeyes7564 · May 12, 2008

lonelyinsnowlan said:
It wasn't supposed to be this way. You were supposed to realize how I make your life better by being in it. You weren't supposed to hurt me. I don't care how much you think it sucks that you hurt me, I'M THE ONE WHO'S HURTING.

I don't know if I want to be your friend. That's not what I signed up for. Yippee for you, you've been thinking. Yippee for you, you realized I'm right. That doesn't stop me from hurting.

Girl, please he is not worth it.....someone that would not want to be with a woman that is as nice and sweet as you are, not to mention beuatiful, has lost his mind, if he had one to start with, and is not worth a second thought from you.....you are better than that, and do not deserve what he is putting you through....do not allow him to do that............ :rose:

Blurting it out....Playground style

Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.

Daddy's Little Girl

Here's your sign

Here's your sign

Getting my sexy back!

heartless bitch

~Armed and Fuzzy~

Really Experienced

prude

Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.

Essa

Guest

prude

Essa

Guest

Novice

here and there

I am the fact decider...

lonely again

Novice

Essa

Guest

Ass-phyxiation

insert witticism here

lonely again

Novice

lonely again

Undercover Angel

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