I'm fairly certain I missed the point here. What were you trying to say?Well, I'm a newly-minted PhD. I'm not tenured, in fact I'm holdoing on for dear life as an Instructor. It's in math, that nerdy enough for you? In my past life I was a figure skater, and I still train, so I'm borderline hott. I can do all the competition jumps, but I don't have time to compete any more.
So in graduate school the professors never hit on me, and where I live it is unlawful for a person in a teacher-student relationship to have sex with the other, even if they are both of age and consenting. I don't know how such a law is supposed to be enforced, but the University where I teach says they are pretty strict about it.
Doesn't stop my fantasies, though. They're mostly about older male professors hitting on undergrad girls. The "sex-for-grades" thing is pretty worn by now. There was a scandal in one of the junior colleges where an administrator was blackmailing girls into being prostitutes, maybe some potential there. There was another scandal at the athletics department (no, not THAT one) where athletes' girlfriends were being blackmailed to protect their boyfriends. That's even twisted enought to appeal to me.
I'm pretty vanilla, though, especially in real life, where I teach Calculus 101, and write papers on obscure topics in topology. I used to write porn, but the place I posted went down on me and all my stuff got lost, kind of like my last relationship. So maybe if I finish this paper on the density of prime numbers in nonlinear scaled spaces I can get back into it. Pornography, I mean, not scaled spaces.