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Wholemanz said:
My favorite fast food restaurant...
For when I want to eat out.
The Mutt said:Bedtime now, but before I go, here's a celebrity high-beam.
Sweet, wet dreams to all.
The Mutt said:Miss Midnight see,
Miss Midnight do?
Hi Lisa!
Wholemanz said:Gosh, this may not be the thread to bring this up in, but has anyone else noticed that too many authors at this site do not know the meaning of Erotica?
I may be the one who is thick though. It wouldn't be the first time.
So I looked it up:
Definition of Erotica
How can you write about erotic things and never mention sex?
I suppose it can be done by in your end oh. Oops I mean inuendo.
I can read so many of these and know for certain that no one reading it will be turned on at all.
They may thing it is romantic. They may believe it is sweet. They could even think of it as horror. These are all good catagories, but they are not erotica.
Sigh... I just want someone to write things that will make me soak my panties and wonder where I put that dildo.
If I want romance or any of those other things I know where to get them. I would never go to a place called Literotica looking for them.
Okay, now everybody tell me that I am wrong. I am expecting it. You can tell me this is the wrong venue for a rant as well.
Holly
Sappholovers said:I hope this thread will enjoy the following excerpt from Dr. Susan Block's declaration of "Blue Values"--a set of values counterposed to "Red State Values."
Sappholovers said:I hope this thread will enjoy the following excerpt from Dr. Susan Block's declaration of "Blue Values"--a set of values counterposed to "Red State Values."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I can see, Red State Values come down to the 10 A's: antiabortion, anti-female, anti-secular, anti-science, anti-environment, anti-poor-people, anti-gay, anti-art, anti-porn & anti-sex.
To hear the pundits tell it, one could assume that Americans who don't genuflect to the 10 A's have no values (or value) at all. It's just Red Values and Blue Flipflops. It's true that many Democrats don't seem to know which end is up these days, which is one reason why their candidate could barely inspire the mammoth Anybody But Bush (ABB) vote. Just imagine if he really had represented Blue Values. We actually might have "Licked Bush, Beat Dick" and taken the bastards out.
So what about Blue Values? What about good old-fashioned Jeffersonian, radical-liberal, democratic (with a small d), progressive, populist, personal, Constitution-enshrined, science-based, heartfelt, sexual values? Yes, SEXUAL. After all, VALUES is code for SEX, isn't it? Or is it WAR? Well, it depends on the color of your glasses
So let me bring these colors into focus, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, at least as I see them. And remember: I'm a sex therapist, so don't be shocked if my values turn you on.
MY BLUE VALUES
Note: The following is a personal free-associated list, not necessarily in order of importance, and not necessarily representing YOUR BLUE VALUES
When I talk about Blue Values...
I'm talking about the values of the Enlightenment, and not the Apocalypse;
I'm talking about the value of Hot Love, and not Perma-War;
I'm talking about the values of the U.S. Constitution, and not the Bible, the Koran, the Bhagavad-Gita, The Book of Thoth, or the Gospels According to Anybody;
I'm talking about the value of lust, and not greed;
I'm talking about the value of explosive orgasms, and not exploding ordnance;
I'm talking about the value of bare beauty, and not naked aggression;
I'm talking about the value of pussy juice and lube, and not our blood for their oil;
I'm talking about the value of hard dicks, and not hardnosed dickheads;
I'm talking about the value of "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness," and not "God, Guns and Gay-Bashing";
I'm talking about the value of Ethical Hedonism, and not Unethical Puritanism;
I'm talking about the value of dildos and vibrators, and not cruise missiles and killing machines;
I'm talking about the value of intelligent erotica and smokin' BLUE movies, and not Mel's Christian death porn or U.S. military snuff films showing the village greens of Iraq running RED with blood;
I'm talking about the value of the Bonobo Way, and not acting like a baboon;
I'm talking about the value of masturbation, and not occupation;
I'm talking about the value of consensual BDSM games, and not colonial-style torture;
I'm talking about the value of people in bed with their lovers, and not TV news shows "embedded" with the government;
I'm talking about the value of science, innovation, open-mindedness and courage, and not superstition, creationism, bigotry and fear;
I'm talking about the value of governance based upon sweet reason, thrift and compassion, and not religious hysteria, acid-induced ecstasy, or even the rose-colored glasses of love;
I'm talking about the value of sexual connection, and not gender competition;
I'm talking about the value of good wine and good weed, and not jamming more than 2 million Americans in prison, many for victimless "crimes";
I'm talking about the value of blue skies and a clean environment, and not red skies radiating pollution;
I'm talking about the value of sex research and education, and not enforced sexual stupidity;
I'm talking about the value of marriage, and not banning "certain people" from getting married;
I'm talking about the value of helping those less fortunate, and not blaming the poor for being poor;
I'm talking about the value of stem cell research, and not valuing the so-called "rights" of the unborn over the living
JenniferMidnight said:My 10 L's
Life
Love
Liberal
Linger
Luscious {nipples}
Liberty
Lenient
Lust
Lovers
Logos
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The Mutt said: