AbsintheFather
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YES. You buyin'?
Bockfest is awesomeThis event in Cincinnati looks like a blast Bockfest
Anyone want to try out to be the Sausage Queen ?
In the weeks leading up to Bockfest™, each participating venue will select its Queen contestant for the 2014 finale, held at the Hall during Bockfest™. At each venue, a panel of “expert” judges (“expert” means easily bribed with Little Kings) will determine the best applicant based on the following criteria:
Personality
All contestants are required to have one, and having a good one is typically helpful. The sum total of a contestant’s personality is arbitrarily judged by his or her responses to a series of ridiculous questions.
Presence
The contestant must look good carrying a sausage and have diva tendencies. The winners of each preliminary round will represent that bar in the Sausage Queen finals. Therefore, you must possess the presence to fulfill this heady responsibility with honor, dignity, class, grace, or the complete and utter lack of any of these traits.
Talent
What kind of “talent” should the Sausage Queen 2013 display? That is a question that only you can answer. Surprise us. (But be warned that after seven years of conducting this competition, it is getting progressively harder to surprise us.)
I could really go for a Stella tonight.
hi. I don't know you, and I don't know very much about beer, but I like to be tipsy.
you think i'm friendly on the boards, you should see me after I've chugged four greyhounds back-to-back.
I'm a big fan of friendly.