It's the burn thread, ya fucknuts.

[BadAmy]

Since the sarcasm thread was such a hit, and occasionally derailed into mighty burns for one and call, let's compile the best burns.

Feel free to use them elsewhere on social media, or in real life, especially that PTA meeting you really don't want to attend.
Cmon ya fuckers
Let your burn bucket spill over.

Who's first?
Go on, I can take it.

 

[curious_slut]

I could agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.

 

[sallysparrow23]

I could agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.

I was going to give you an ugly look but I see you already have one.

 

[SlyderInside]

I’d say you were showing your ass with that last burn, but according to your av, that clearly doesn’t bother you.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’d say you were showing your ass with that last burn, but according to your av, that clearly doesn’t bother you.

And the prize goes to Captain fucking obvious!

 

[sallysparrow23]

And the prize goes to Captain fucking obvious!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Ricardus]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

If someone isn't careful, I shall taunt her for a second time.

 

[Acktion]

It's just I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot, and I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.

 

[Bry1313]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I don’t want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper

 

[AlexBailey]

You’re no smarter than you look.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you

 

[Cotswolds]

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You are the result of a wet dream your mother rolled into

 

[snexxer]

Shock me, say something intelligent.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You’re so inbred you might as well be a sandwich

 

[BadAmy]

Some of you are about as useful as the "g" in lasagna.

 

[BadAmy]

I noticed that @sno_22 hasn't shown his fugly mug yet. Still got something stuck in his mouth, I gather.

 

[snexxer]

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

 

[sallysparrow23]

You should carry a plant around to replace the amount of oxygen you waste.

 

[Btq97]

Were your parents twins?

 

[sno_22]

I noticed that @sno_22 hasn't shown his fugly mug yet. Still got something stuck in his mouth, I gather.

Another new thread? You've got the attention span of a goldfish.

And I said I was sorry I told you I've had better, stop being so salty. Like seriously, cut down on the salt, one lick and I felt like all the moisture was ripped from my body. Maybe less asparagus too...

 

[AlexBailey]

I was aching to get laid until you showed up.

 

[snexxer]

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

[Photog1rl]

You had so much promise and then I got to know you.

 

[Bry1313]

You truly are……..special.