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As annoying as you ladies find it, most men get none. At least you are getting some attention.
 
rc1ponoka said:
As annoying as you ladies find it, most men get none. At least you are getting some attention.
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Since I've signed up here, I've sent one random PM out of the blue. I've gotten a few from some very nice people here before that, and I've gotten some from people who think because I have dick, I want to show it off to them. It's all about where/what you post, and maybe taking the first step if you want to talk to someone.
 
We have a winner

for worst this week and it's only Thursday.:eek:


My exgf dared me to put on a strip show and get oiled up at her friend's bday get together. Before I knew it, I was wearing only sneakers and oil, was stroking for them, and a woman even put her finger in my ass. And that was fairly early in the night. Care to chat?
(I hope it doesn't weird you out, but I'm 23 and my ex is 40.)
 
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I'm sorry Eliza - I got that one too. I hope you know that I won't answer him, I want you to be that special woman in his life. I'll sit back and wait for the next offer to come around.

A gaggle of good posts folks. :D Thanks. ;)
 
Oh I insist that you keep this one RHF. I sure their will be someone just as wonderful for me.
 
As a guy I do not get many random pms and the ones that I do are generally very witty or polite but i got one the other day that just said:

"horny?"

if i was before, i wasn't after getting that...
 
subtle_Dom said:
As a guy I do not get many random pms and the ones that I do are generally very witty or polite but i got one the other day that just said:

"horny?"

if i was before, i wasn't after getting that...
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My usual answer for that is either not to answer or say "nope". :D
 
Maybe I would have written "congratulations"? and if you were the one who sent it Serene, I would have responded.... :)
 
I have yet to receive the PM from anyone asking to see my junk. Wonder what I'm doing wrong other than not posting that I have a freakishly large cock for a bull field mouse.

All the same, I apologize on behalf of the men on Lit since so many of them seem to forget to be gentlemen and instead choose to be the one handed, mouth breathing typists who pull themselves around the room with the other hand while they spew this drivel in your direction.
 
Chaingun said:
I have yet to receive the PM from anyone asking to see my junk. Wonder what I'm doing wrong other than not posting that I have a freakishly large cock for a bull field mouse.

All the same, I apologize on behalf of the men on Lit since so many of them seem to forget to be gentlemen and instead choose to be the one handed, mouth breathing typists who pull themselves around the room with the other hand while they spew this drivel in your direction.
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Change your av to a mostly naked pic of yourself
post like mad in the playground, ampics and litpersonals

They will wonder to you :D
 
"are those your real feet?"

LMAO!!!

No, they are my artificial feet. :rolleyes:
 
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