Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You're welcome

I didn't mean to turn your thread into my own personal stand up routine, though *ducks rotten fruit being thrown*

It's just a thread. No worries.

 

[GracefullyYours]

They need to make Yoda condoms. Imagine that coming at you in the dark. And, for those guys with control issues, they can make them motivational. For example, as the guy is having his orgasm, a little tiny voice will blurt out, "Two minutes, nineteen seconds. Improving you are, young Jedi."

ROFL - you should patent that

 

[PhoenixThorne]

It's just a thread. No worries.

Thanks

ROFL - you should patent that

Could you see George Lucas showing up at my door? "Dude, I own that. It's not funny, it's not cute, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate hearing, "Luck better next time" when we make love."

 

[quimsical]

A certain Litster asked me if I was 18+. It kind of made my day. The subtext was: "I'm about to move from PG to R (maybe X). You got enough years on you?"

I splooged. It was awesome.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A certain Litster asked me if I was 18+. It kind of made my day. The subtext was: "I'm about to move from PG to R (maybe X). You got enough years on you?"

I splooged. It was awesome.

*chuckles* I bet.

 

[GracefullyYours]

A certain Litster asked me if I was 18+. It kind of made my day. The subtext was: "I'm about to move from PG to R (maybe X). You got enough years on you?"

I splooged. It was awesome.

Aww....how responsible.

 

[quimsical]

Aww....how responsible.

I know! And THEN I turned 18.

Q

 

[GracefullyYours]

"~heavy breathing~

yes...I want your...your dirty socks...yeah...dirty socks...
I want them on my feet...yeah...ouuu... and then...I want your shoes...."


Not joking.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh lol - that was so for this thread. Wow - too rich.

 

[mickyp123]

"~heavy breathing~

yes...I want your...your dirty socks...yeah...dirty socks...
I want them on my feet...yeah...ouuu... and then...I want your shoes...."


Not joking.

Bless, its his way of saying he wants a soulmate

PC filter kicks in...... his/her way.....

 

[SmileyGirl]

I got a whole story wasn't sure if I should be flattered or if he wated to use me as a proof reader ahahahahaha

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got a whole story wasn't sure if I should be flattered or if he wated to use me as a proof reader ahahahahaha

Oh, I hate those. Usually I just delete them, last time I ended up posting it here and told folks they were more than welcome to do the editing for me and tell me if he was worth my time. lol

 

[SmileyGirl]

Oh, I hate those. Usually I just delete them, last time I ended up posting it here and told folks they were more than welcome to do the editing for me and tell me if he was worth my time. lol

I told him there was a thread for it ahahaha

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I told him there was a thread for it ahahaha

Ohh, goody. Perhaps he'll grace us with his presence.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ohh, goody. Perhaps he'll grace us with his presence.

Hehe

 

[sereneone4u]

hi

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I am hard
Steve

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hard headed? lol

 

[stickwork]

hi

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I am hard
Steve

It's hard to get to know Steve.

 

[sereneone4u]

It's hard to get to know Steve.

Lol, good one stick.

 

[sereneone4u]

Hard headed? lol

He usually sends a longer PM...one involving me kneeling and waiting, etc

 

[mickyp123]

He usually sends a longer PM...one involving me kneeling and waiting, etc

On ya knees and I hope you had a good birthday

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He usually sends a longer PM...one involving me kneeling and waiting, etc

Guess he found it too hard to write last night.

 

[kara1234]

I get some that say, "Hi. I see you are on. Want to chat?"
Like the most special thing about me is that I am there.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I get some that say, "Hi. I see you are on. Want to chat?"
Like the most special thing about me is that I am there.

I find those not worthy of my time, response, or a link to this thread. Only the really special people get links to this thread - it is after all a place for self-improvement.

 

[mickyp123]

Hi had one from a guy a week or so ago who by his avatar is into butts and thought i was female, his pm said "Hi".....Jeeez what a chat up line

I do feel sorry for you girls sometimes