Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He apparently decided neither of us were right for him.

I'm totally bummed.

 

[ElizaW]

I'm totally bummed.

LMAO

 

[TexasWife25]

And this weeks winner is

"weaing the corsett is more intiment than wearing garterbelt and matching bra. I like that thin waste feel, when i hug, and the way it lifts your breast up. You can lay on me with one on and pee between my legs, anyday."

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"weaing the corsett is more intiment than wearing garterbelt and matching bra. I like that thin waste feel, when i hug, and the way it lifts your breast up. You can lay on me with one on and pee between my legs, anyday."

*chuckles*

thin "waste" feel --


Eww.

 

[TexasWife25]

*chuckles*

thin "waste" feel --


Eww.

Hah
I know not only a terrible PM all around, but I didn't even warrant a spell check

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hah
I know not only a terrible PM all around, but I didn't even warrant a spell check

I would have sent it back with that statement alone! lol

 

[clearlight30]

i can try a random terrible one and let you know how it turns out

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i can try a random terrible one and let you know how it turns out

Oh, no. I do not encourage this garbage.

 

[clearlight30]

Oh, no. I do not encourage this garbage.

i was joking....
i take my pm's seriously

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i was joking....
i take my pm's seriously

Good to hear.

 

[Chaingun]

Good to hear.

I am inspired to send bad ones to people I know. That way, since they know me, hopefully they will get a laugh out of it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I am inspired to send bad ones to people I know. That way, since they know me, hopefully they will get a laugh out of it.

Then does it really count?

 

[reddingo]

"weaing the corsett is more intiment than wearing garterbelt and matching bra. I like that thin waste feel, when i hug, and the way it lifts your breast up. You can lay on me with one on and pee between my legs, anyday."

you're so lucky!!! i'm gutted i didn't get this!! OMG LOL!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

"weaing the corsett is more intiment than wearing garterbelt and matching bra. I like that thin waste feel, when i hug, and the way it lifts your breast up. You can lay on me with one on and pee between my legs, anyday."

That one even gives pigs a bad name...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Want To PM That Litster Lady? <<< click and read.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Best. PM. Ever.

My Dear Ms. FullyYours,

The pleasure of your pussy would be greatly appreciated at 9 p.m. CST (10 p.m. EST) this evening.

The purpose of this soiree is to imbue your waiting, wanting womb with copious quantities of our own very special seminal fluid. We've accumulated a substantial reserve over the last four days of strict abstinence, and would be most pleased to baste your warm, waiting walls with our joyous release. We anticipate a release of at least six large spurts.

An intense reaming of your hairless happy hooch will naturally be required to coax every last ounce of our enormous excellent ejaculate stream into you.

We will, as always, be willing to assist you in reaching a most phenomenal and noteworthy series of climaxes.

Experienced tongues are available at your discretion to provide both lubrication and, of course, clitoral orgasms.

A splendid time is anticipated for us both. If you would promise not to arrive too late, we will in turn promise not to cum too soon.

Regrets only.

With affection,

__________


#winning

 

[Pervy_Sage]

My Dear Ms. FullyYours,

The pleasure of your pussy would be greatly appreciated at 9 p.m. CST (10 p.m. EST) this evening.

The purpose of this soiree is to imbue your waiting, wanting womb with copious quantities of our own very special seminal fluid. We've accumulated a substantial reserve over the last four days of strict abstinence, and would be most pleased to baste your warm, waiting walls with our joyous release. We anticipate a release of at least six large spurts.

An intense reaming of your hairless happy hooch will naturally be required to coax every last ounce of our enormous excellent ejaculate stream into you.

We will, as always, be willing to assist you in reaching a most phenomenal and noteworthy series of climaxes.

Experienced tongues are available at your discretion to provide both lubrication and, of course, clitoral orgasms.

A splendid time is anticipated for us both. If you would promise not to arrive too late, we will in turn promise not to cum too soon.

Regrets only.

With affection,

__________


#winning

Jake???

 

[GracefullyYours]

Jake???

Oh please...

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Oh please...

Lol. Yeah, that's the pm I always meant to send, but could never think of it. Oh wellz.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ew. lol

Thanks for sharing that.

I feel dirty now and not in a good way.

 

[Fish_Tales]

My Dear Ms. FullyYours,

The pleasure of your pussy would be greatly appreciated at 9 p.m. CST (10 p.m. EST) this evening.

The purpose of this soiree is to imbue your waiting, wanting womb with copious quantities of our own very special seminal fluid. We've accumulated a substantial reserve over the last four days of strict abstinence, and would be most pleased to baste your warm, waiting walls with our joyous release. We anticipate a release of at least six large spurts.

An intense reaming of your hairless happy hooch will naturally be required to coax every last ounce of our enormous excellent ejaculate stream into you.

We will, as always, be willing to assist you in reaching a most phenomenal and noteworthy series of climaxes.

Experienced tongues are available at your discretion to provide both lubrication and, of course, clitoral orgasms.

A splendid time is anticipated for us both. If you would promise not to arrive too late, we will in turn promise not to cum too soon.

Regrets only.

With affection,

__________


#winning

At least they said "with affection."

 

[Aurantica]

From deep, deep in my inbox:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE ON SRP WITH ME?

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Hi my name is XXX you can check out my threads DUMB THREAD 1, DUMB THREAD 2 and DUMB THREAD 3 if you like my stuff maybe we could write together. What kind of sexual activites most get your wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for story. Are you dom or sub? If you want to I can write an srp just for us.
Do you like oler or younger men? Are you into women?
Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot but well written srp. I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading are stuff they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do to pm me.


Geez, he makes it sound like his threads are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Too bad he doesnt want ME to write anything.

 

[TravelinJack]

From deep, deep in my inbox:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE ON SRP WITH ME?

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Hi my name is XXX you can check out my threads DUMB THREAD 1, DUMB THREAD 2 and DUMB THREAD 3 if you like my stuff maybe we could write together. What kind of sexual activites most get your wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for story. Are you dom or sub? If you want to I can write an srp just for us.
Do you like oler or younger men? Are you into women?
Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot but well written srp. I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading are stuff they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do to pm me.


Geez, he makes it sound like his threads are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Too bad he doesnt want ME to write anything.

I cnt w8 to c how hard you jack to are stuff. I crate grammer arrows on edge!

Fat penis...

 

[Fish_Tales]

From deep, deep in my inbox:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE ON SRP WITH ME?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi my name is XXX you can check out my threads DUMB THREAD 1, DUMB THREAD 2 and DUMB THREAD 3 if you like my stuff maybe we could write together. What kind of sexual activites most get your wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for story. Are you dom or sub? If you want to I can write an srp just for us.
Do you like oler or younger men? Are you into women?
Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot but well written srp. I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading are stuff they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do to pm me.


Geez, he makes it sound like his threads are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Too bad he doesnt want ME to write anything.

More fool him

(Hi - how have you been?)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I edited this for him - is it more appealing now?

Hi, my name is XXX . Why don't you check out my threads: DUMB THREAD 1, DUMB THREAD 2 and DUMB THREAD 3; if you like my stuff maybe we could write together.

What kind of sexual activities make wet between your thighs? What is your favorite setting for a story? Are you Dom or sub?

If you want to I can write an srp just for us.

Do you like older or younger men? Are you into women?

Answer these questions and I will give you a really hot, but well written, srp.

I let my threads speak for themselves. I don't want accolades. What I really want is for guys and gals on here to get so horny reading our stuff, they have to get out the vibrator or start jacking off.

I like to write on the edge! If you do too pm me.

I will say my favorite line was: I let my threads speak for themselves.

If they are as poorly written as the PM, then they only speak headache to me.