Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

Send her (LOL) my way.
I gave her a link, so if she wants you she can find you here and PM you herself. I'm sure she's up for a lot of conversation.

She did PM me back, saying she just wanted to "initiate a conversation" that's why I can say that with no doubt at all on my mind.

For me to answer that PM back, just opens the door for one, after another, after another and I don't play that game.
 
I gave her a link, so if she wants you she can find you here and PM you herself. I'm sure she's up for a lot of conversation.

She did PM me back, saying she just wanted to "initiate a conversation" that's why I can say that with no doubt at all on my mind.

For me to answer that PM back, just opens the door for one, after another, after another and I don't play that game.


LOL. I have the feeling that this is going to become a case of "be careful what you ask for".


:eek:
 
LOL. I have the feeling that this is going to become a case of "be careful what you ask for".


:eek:

Only if she is lurking and has decided to take you up on your offer. :D I guess, if she does and you make the connection than you both have me and this thread to thank. :D
 

Per our conversation, here's my only troll PM in three years. I've certainly received ones that weren't welcome, but I wouldn't call them trolls since they had reasons for writing to me. This one came out of the blue.

Iam an Indian girl of 23.I have read some of your stories and gone through some of your posts.I think you can fulfil my fantasies.I like to go both ways.If it suits you may add me as role play partner but through private emails.Mine is xxx@gmail.com.pl. send yours


I don't believe it for a minute.
 
Per our conversation, here's my only troll PM in three years. I've certainly received ones that weren't welcome, but I wouldn't call them trolls since they had reasons for writing to me. This one came out of the blue.

Iam an Indian girl of 23.I have read some of your stories and gone through some of your posts.I think you can fulfil my fantasies.I like to go both ways.If it suits you may add me as role play partner but through private emails.Mine is xxx@gmail.com.pl. send yours


I don't believe it for a minute.

*grins* Sorry, I meant to write:

I am an Indiana girl. :D

In all seriousness though. Glad you saved it, so you could share it with us here on Lit. :D
 
*grins* Sorry, I meant to write:

I am an Indiana girl. :D



That changes everything.

If I'd have understood that, I'd have written back immediately! Being from Indiana automatically makes me believe everything you could write. Hoosiers are trustworthy people.
 
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My deepest gratitute to you, redheaded and friendly as a reminder to follow appropraite conduct
 
My deepest gratitute to you, redheaded and friendly as a reminder to follow appropraite conduct

Hi and though my answer to your PM may be harsh, it's exhausting to get PMs like that and inconsiderate, but that is my opinion, not everyone's. If you do wish to chat with me about anything, the threads is the first place to start, or open with something that shows I'm more than just another name on Lit.

Welcome to the boards, I'm sorry it was done this way. :rose: I do hope you find yourself some happy and fun times here; the boards are truly a great place to play. :rose:

~ Red
 
I think it's every Litster's nightmare to be mentioned on this thread :rolleyes: Well, unless of course their lines are considered one of the "best." I feel like that hardly ever happens though. :p
 
I think it's every Litster's nightmare to be mentioned on this thread :rolleyes: Well, unless of course their lines are considered one of the "best." I feel like that hardly ever happens though. :p

I never mention names, folks never have to admit they sent one.

I've tried to put the nice ones up, and have though I'll admit it's gonna take me a lot of time to find them, recently I got one, but the gentleman asked me not to put it up. Another reason some "nice" ones don't make it is because after the third or fourth PM they aren't nice any more, their true colors have come out and they just want to be in the cyber panties club. :rolleyes:
 
I think it's every Litster's nightmare to be mentioned on this thread :rolleyes: Well, unless of course their lines are considered one of the "best." I feel like that hardly ever happens though. :p

Damn...I've never looked at this thread..now need to go through 192 pages to see how many real stupid things I've said...........:rolleyes:

Maybe it's better I not look..
 
Hey this is a rarity, it came via my email feedback on the story boards:

Hi, i just saw your profile. I am a 32 year old man looking to live out some of my fantasies for as long as i can remember ive always been attracted to, facinated and drawn to pregnancy lactation, incest roleplay, the adoration of women and MILFs of all ages have all been some of my biggest fantasies/ fetishes. Im very open and willing to try almost anything once, id love to chat with you or go on cam

I love to chat and explore all your darkest wildest fantasies hope to hear from you soon



I'm not pregnant, nor lactating. I'm not into incest, but I am a mom, but seeing as I am not any of the other things, I can't be one you'd like to fuck. I lack 3 of the 4 requirements of your email. :rolleyes:
 
Wow - 2 times today from emails.

the bus bj has me hard. Write to me so we can get nasty back and forth. i'll let you pump my cock, maybe on a plane?
 
ok i class myself as fairly on to it but i don't even know what this intro pm even means...
"hya are you so kinky i like drilling like that"

mmmm how to reply?
:)
 
ok i class myself as fairly on to it but i don't even know what this intro pm even means...
"hya are you so kinky i like drilling like that"

mmmm how to reply?
:)


Hey, I'm a kinky girl, drill me baby. or

Hey, I'm so kinky I like real men. or

Hey, I'm so kinky I break drill bits. <<<< favorite. :D
 
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