Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just got this one a couple mins ago...

im john

just setting here strokeing my cock and trying to find someone to drive me crazy


I'm thinking... Hey... want me to drive you crazy? O.k.... Let's get married.

Ohhh....

I got the worst one ever.... and if I knew the idiot.. I'd take his little computer and shove it up his ass!

I get a PM ..

title..

Your invited to my room....

inside...

You can be whoever you want to be!
Red heads are always welcome... ( or something like that )

and underneath this is a

LIVE MOVING GUY LICKING SOME WOMAN'S PUSSY....

I figure.. shit.. why PM with you... I can just sit here and watch it now!!!

Plus... redhead hell... she's a brunette.. I can tell.. that's how clear the picture is!!!

 

[montrealgirl]

Ohhh....

I got the worst one ever.... and if I knew the idiot.. I'd take his little computer and shove it up his ass!

I get a PM ..

title..

Your invited to my room....

inside...

You can be whoever you want to be!
Red heads are always welcome... ( or something like that )

and underneath this is a

LIVE MOVING GUY LICKING SOME WOMAN'S PUSSY....

I figure.. shit.. why PM with you... I can just sit here and watch it now!!!

Plus... redhead hell... she's a brunette.. I can tell.. that's how clear the picture is!!!

Well now, that is just ridiculous indeed....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well now, that is just ridiculous indeed....

Yes it was a bit immature too...

 

[strawberryangel]

New worst PM.....

"Oh, what I'd give to...

eat your strawberry pussy!"

how do you respond to that?

Well I was in a sinister mood and answered with:

"Oh, what I'd give to

see...you gang raped by 12 angry sweaty inmates up the ass....."
Okay so I was mean.... first time. I hate being mean but I had received so many of those that I think I snapped.

 

[montrealgirl]

New worst PM.....

"Oh, what I'd give to...

eat your strawberry pussy!"

how do you respond to that?

Well I was in a sinister mood and answered with:

"Oh, what I'd give to

see...you gang raped by 12 angry sweaty inmates up the ass....."
Okay so I was mean.... first time. I hate being mean but I had received so many of those that I think I snapped.

Great response...lol...now I can change my post on the "what made you smile today" thread...

Thanks!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I got one from someone who told me he had just been jerking off to internet porn.

 

[darkpassions81]

Your response was most elegant!!!! As opposed to their initial PM. LOL

New worst PM.....

"Oh, what I'd give to...

eat your strawberry pussy!"

how do you respond to that?

Well I was in a sinister mood and answered with:

"Oh, what I'd give to

see...you gang raped by 12 angry sweaty inmates up the ass....."
Okay so I was mean.... first time. I hate being mean but I had received so many of those that I think I snapped.

 

[strawberryangel]

Thank you Montrealgirl and Darkpassions81.....for your kind words...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

New worst PM.....

"Oh, what I'd give to...

eat your strawberry pussy!"

how do you respond to that?

Well I was in a sinister mood and answered with:

"Oh, what I'd give to

see...you gang raped by 12 angry sweaty inmates up the ass....."
Okay so I was mean.... first time. I hate being mean but I had received so many of those that I think I snapped.

I don't know... my live "shot" may still win over your PM... LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one from someone who told me he had just been jerking off to internet porn.

Now... that is an interesting one... the I didn't know your a guy PM ???

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Now... that is an interesting one... the I didn't know your a guy PM ???

Not quite. It was from the same guy...only it was after the first pm he sent me. He really is a good guy...it's just he likes to share a little to much info with me.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not quite. It was from the same guy...only it was after the first pm he sent me. He really is a good guy...it's just he likes to share a little to much info with me.

Well as long as he's nice about it.
Good stories btw

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Well as long as he's nice about it.
Good stories btw

He is a very funny guy.

Thank you for reading them and for the compliment. I have not had a chance to reads yours...when I do I'll leave you some feedback.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He is a very funny guy.

Thank you for reading them and for the compliment. I have not had a chance to reads yours...when I do I'll leave you some feedback.

No hurry, they are always there.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

No hurry, they are always there.

I had to stop and read one. It was very good.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had to stop and read one. It was very good.

Glad you liked.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Glad you liked.

I did...very good stuff. I really need to start writing again.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I did...very good stuff. I really need to start writing again.

It happens sometimes, you just get stuck in a bind and eventually you break free. I am on a break, (kinda) I'm working with The_Darkness right now, but my own stories are on a hold, just reached 50,000 words on one and I'm taking a breather for a bit.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

It happens sometimes, you just get stuck in a bind and eventually you break free. I am on a break, (kinda) I'm working with The_Darkness right now, but my own stories are on a hold, just reached 50,000 words on one and I'm taking a breather for a bit.

WOW! I know what you mean. I hope to continue my Lit Forum Fantasy stories.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

WOW! I know what you mean. I hope to continue my Lit Forum Fantasy stories.

Those were a good read. Very enjoyable.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Those were a good read. Very enjoyable.

Thanks ! They personally ment alot for me to write.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks ! They personally ment alot for me to write.

I'm sure they did. It comes across that way, which is good. I haven't written a personnel experience, just stories that come to me.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm sure they did. It comes across that way, which is good. I haven't written a personnel experience, just stories that come to me.

The idea for the stories came to me when I had gotten close to someone here on Lit. We would talk about things we were into sexually...and I asked her if I could write a story about her. Then I just continued it with other women I met here.

I really liked the story of yours Met on the Net. I could really put myself in the story.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The idea for the stories came to me when I had gotten close to someone here on Lit. We would talk about things we were into sexually...and I asked her if I could write a story about her. Then I just continued it with other women I met here.

I really liked the story of yours Met on the Net. I could really put myself in the story.

That is the one I had to weave more words into for a publisher. So there are 4 more additional parts to that story that won't be seen on lit.

 

[Clairebutterfly]

Well I don't know if it's considered weird, but my big "pet peeve" if you will, is people saying "u" instead of "you". UGH am I not worth typing out two additional letters??


OK rant over! LMAO!!