Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol I didn't... and won't... unless somebody who's not as brain dead as I am right now comes up with a good comeback.

I'm not interested, but spray anyway, the build up most have been terrible writing this cheesy come on line with two hands.

 

[billfingers]

I had to track back to see what it was that wasn't responded to - I wish I hadn't!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had to track back to see what it was that wasn't responded to - I wish I hadn't!

That is nothing compared to some of the earlier postings in this thread. Some are really bad.

 

[billfingers]

That is nothing compared to some of the earlier postings in this thread. Some are really bad.

I shan't bother!

(Just been for a carriage ride and left some feedback too)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I shan't bother!

(Just been for a carriage ride and left some feedback too)

Cool! That was a fun one to write. Fan picks are the 24 Hour series (best read from the first time segment), and Met on the Net.

Thanks for reading something.

 

[billfingers]

Cool! That was a fun one to write. Fan picks are the 24 Hour series (best read from the first time segment), and Met on the Net.

Thanks for reading something.

I picked that just because it was in the middle (does that tell you something about how my brain works) I was tempted by the 24 hour series and decided to return when I have a nice run of time so I can read them through.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I picked that just because it was in the middle (does that tell you something about how my brain works) I was tempted by the 24 hour series and decided to return when I have a nice run of time so I can read them through.

They are longer stories but worth the time.

Met on the Net, is actually now a teaser. It was originally just those 4 stories. But sometime over the next few weeks it will be a book. With an additional 30,000 or so words added in it to be published as an ebook.

 

[billfingers]

They are longer stories but worth the time.

Met on the Net, is actually now a teaser. It was originally just those 4 stories. But sometime over the next few weeks it will be a book. With an additional 30,000 or so words added in it to be published as an ebook.

I just don't know how you (an other authors) do it - where does the creativity spring from? I am glad it does.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I just don't know how you (an other authors) do it - where does the creativity spring from? I am glad it does.

I honestly can't answer for others. I have no clue where it comes from.

 

[billfingers]

I honestly can't answer for others. I have no clue where it comes from.

I'm glad it does

 

[mickyp123]

Great thread, just keep adding to it, its funny though if i got a PM from a female suggesting something wickedly naughty who lives close and i thought it was genuine, it would scare the fucking pants off me eeeeek

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Great thread, just keep adding to it, its funny though if i got a PM from a female suggesting something wickedly naughty who lives close and i thought it was genuine, it would scare the fucking pants off me eeeeek

I've only posted with 3 people online that are anywhere near me, and so far they've been friendly. I think if they knew where I lived... the wierd ones that live far away would freak me out!!!!!

 

[mickyp123]

I've only posted with 3 people online that are anywhere near me, and so far they've been friendly. I think if they knew where I lived... the wierd ones that live far away would freak me out!!!!!

yep only one knows where i am and i have known her for over a year, its a question of trust

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

yep only one knows where i am and i have known her for over a year, its a question of trust

Many know the state, only a select few know the town. Trust is the key thing for anything concerning our lives.

 

[Rebel Rose]

This was actually in an email I got...


When are you coming out to play? Im the man next door and will come to play if you are ready...

I crave
The very thought of you
Pressing against me
Your hands touching and teasing

I crave
The sweet taste of you
Warm and wet upon my lips
Your flavour upon my tongue

I crave
The musky scent of you
Sweeping through my head
Filling my mind and body with lust

I crave
The rich sound of your voice
Whispering softly in my ear
Dirty little secrets

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This was actually in an email I got...


When are you coming out to play? Im the man next door and will come to play if you are ready...

I crave
The very thought of you
Pressing against me
Your hands touching and teasing

I crave
The sweet taste of you
Warm and wet upon my lips
Your flavour upon my tongue

I crave
The musky scent of you
Sweeping through my head
Filling my mind and body with lust

I crave
The rich sound of your voice
Whispering softly in my ear
Dirty little secrets

I know my neighbors.....

That's creepy!!!!!

 

[Rebel Rose]

I know my neighbors.....

That's creepy!!!!!

lmao he was referring to a line I had in a profile I had somewhere on the internet that said "girl next door"

hahaha as if

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lmao he was referring to a line I had in a profile I had somewhere on the internet that said "girl next door"

hahaha as if

LOL... I still know my neighbors... and it would still be wierd!!!

 

[leopardlover]

Ive skipped through a few pages of this. Im fairly new as my join date refutes but the fact im just out of virginity shows quite clearly... I generally dont PM unless Im PMed or I wanna join an RP. Im kinda shy I guess. heh, I found this under a "If you wanna pm/IM me read this first" link. It caught my fancy so...Here I am. And cheesy oneliners suck. If I wanted to get into someones panties...Id rather get to know them then seduce them, or at least become cuddle buddies.


Theres my 3 cents.

Chris

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ive skipped through a few pages of this. Im fairly new as my join date refutes but the fact im just out of virginity shows quite clearly... I generally dont PM unless Im PMed or I wanna join an RP. Im kinda shy I guess. heh, I found this under a "If you wanna pm/IM me read this first" link. It caught my fancy so...Here I am. And cheesy oneliners suck. If I wanted to get into someones panties...Id rather get to know them then seduce them, or at least become cuddle buddies.


Theres my 3 cents.

Chris

Thanks for visiting the thread ~ cheesy and degrading one liners are why I started this thread in the first place ~ hopefully more people will realize that they turn more women and men off then on ~ if not .... there is always this link ~ I only ask that a person not tell the lit name or other personnel information on the thread ~ if a request is made via PM in private then that is between that person and the one involved ~

btw... I've read your writing ~ good work


Dee

 

[leopardlover]

Thank yas. If you find you could use another good man somewhere, let me know. I'm game. And you are too from what I have seen. Have to check out your stories before I go to bed.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank yas. If you find you could use another good man somewhere, let me know. I'm game. And you are too from what I have seen. Have to check out your stories before I go to bed.

Thanks ~ and I hope you enjoy a story or two. I'll PM you about stories... and don't worry it will be a nice PM... no need to report my PM abuse to my own thread...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Word to the wise... ummmmm or stupid....

Okay guys and gals....

Hints on PM's... if you PM someone... you should make sure those PM's you're copying and pasting are going to go to someone that doesn't...

A. Have a worst PM/IM thread
B. Writes SRP's with several women who PM her and talk to her
C. You shouldn't PM someone who doesn't have a picture in their PM profile and you tell them you like their picture

D. You shouldn't think women are brainless twits here for your enjoyment.
E. If we respond politely back... you should be smart enough not to make your trueself known until several stupid PM's later... it is more fun for us to laugh at you.

F. If your looking for a quick come then ...

1. read a story
2. look at a porn shot
3. grap some vaseline and call someone who cares.

So.... ladies...... here is his PM.... enjoy... and I didn't give you his lit name, he was stupid enough to sign it. Nope... it probably isn't his but oh well, who cares.

The Sky Outside

It's late; rain is aimably drizzling around the sky outside my window, refusing to do anything else; the radio is playing sultry songs, the white wine in my glass is keeping me warm.

I saw your photo, read a few of your posts and... and you strike me as warm and funny and attractively bright. On this blustery night, I just couldn't resist saying hello, and thanking you for making the night seem expectant, the songs sultry, and the wine more pleasant.

--James

My response #1:

Oh, what a nice PM.

Thank you.

Re: The Sky Outside
You're most welcome.

I very much hope you're having a terrific evening. It's a lot worse, out there. The North Sea is blowing, and we shall have winds.

Out there, it feels like an assault, as if the weather is going commando. The whipping wind sounds like barked, soldierly orders.

Much better, in here, talking to you. Picturing your smile. And other things.

--James

My final response before posting this post...

I stumble to the window and look out into the cold dark night. A beacon blinds me and I realize my neighbor has left his lawn decoration light on again. The swirling bright light spins as the lighthouse's light moves like a cheap disco ball, hanging from the ceiling above me.


The light calls my attention to the sparkling of the window of my car. I look closer, and sigh in frustration. There on my window is ice, not just any ice, not the kind of ice you get with a light rain and then a stiff coldness creeps in to freeze it. This ice is thick, thick and hard, like the kind you need a chisel to break free of its deathly grip.

I pull on my boots, still caked from last years mud, and head out to the garage. The cold wind bites at my cheeks and I know I will be warming myself later in the arms of my lover. Though I can not hold him in the real world his arms around me are all I need.

Making my way to the garage I fight the layer of ice using just my fingernails to dig through it, until finally the door pulls free. I gaze into the pitch dark blackness, and step in, fearful that the body I put in there will suddenly spring to life. Shaking off my fear I reach for the pull string hanging from the ceiling.

Pulling it once, nothing happens and I growl in frustration, then pull it again. Taking a moment to let my eyes adjust to the sudden brightness I glance over the remains of old Aunt Flo's belongings. The hat box rests on the edge of Aunt Ida's remains from last years christmas cards.

Finally I'm able to see cleary and I walk over to the box called... "Winter Arrival" where I proceed to open it up and remove the de-icer, the salt bags, the anti-freeze window wash fluid and finally the ice scraper.

Gathering all of this in my hands, I pause and reflect over the fun times I had last year on the phone talking to my lover, and enjoying the echos of my moans inside the four walls of this metal shed. Grinning I move out of the shed and back toward my car.

For hours I labor, chiseling the ice off, until finally a one inch by one inch hole appears. I am hot and sweaty now so I simply lay on the windshield and allow the heat of my skin to melt the ice.

When I feel it has done this to my satisfaction, I move to rise from the car. Unlucky that I am, I come to find out I am now stuck to the car window and will have to remain their all night as the wind swirls around me, with only the thoughts of my lover to keep me warm.

Well James.... I pm'd you the link to this thread, I hope you like it You should have clicked my sig, and read the "Before you IM/PM me link... " but then again... you're an idiot and oh well.. now you know it. So I guess that helps.

Red

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

I actually got one from some other guy, who said:

"Want to see what a real man looks like? Check out my thread on such-&-such..."

uh......NO!! lol

To that I might have replied:

If I want to see what a real man looks like, I look in the mirror.

 

[Jail]

This is my signature line........only directed at one person, so far.

Ceux qui sont ignorants et de mauvaise humeur ne me derange pas, je ne vais jaimais reconnetre leur messages.