Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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DJHyrrikhayne said:
Very good DJH
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Jail said:This is my signature line........only directed at one person, so far.
Ceux qui sont ignorants et de mauvaise humeur ne me derange pas, je ne vais jaimais reconnetre leur messages.
I had to use an online translator for this one...
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stirbird said:
*chuckles*... I would have responded...
"That's the point! Now get back to work!"
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The worst!!!
Thank You, Dear Lady
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Kyla, I just found your thread today after you posted to another thread and I got curious. Am I glad I did!
He had sent us both an identical message and not bothered to change the name when he sent it to me. Need I say more!!!!!
Thank You, Dear Lady
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Kyla, I just found your thread today after you posted to another thread and I got curious. Am I glad I did!
He had sent us both an identical message and not bothered to change the name when he sent it to me. Need I say more!!!!!
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bluefoxlady said:
Kyla????? is she stealing my thread...
I'll have to PM her...
Thanks for posting Lady....
Copy and Paste boys strike again...
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It's been a while...
here is one I got just :
Absolutely gorgeous, U make me so damned hard I could suck you until we both came, U R gorgous if you wat to contact tell me with an Email to:
I don't even have to send him a response in my PM, he's lurking on a thread so I'm sure he's reading this now....
Grow up! Read a story, grab a picture, pop in a DVD, or listen to an audio.... if you're only looking for an empty orgasm find someone else to do it with.
here is one I got just :
Absolutely gorgeous, U make me so damned hard I could suck you until we both came, U R gorgous if you wat to contact tell me with an Email to:
I don't even have to send him a response in my PM, he's lurking on a thread so I'm sure he's reading this now....
Grow up! Read a story, grab a picture, pop in a DVD, or listen to an audio.... if you're only looking for an empty orgasm find someone else to do it with.
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Okay... obviously he didn't get it.... so he PM'd me again! I even sent him a link to this thread! Duh!
Thou hast but lots me. I was but admiring a buxom wench of whom I'd luv to partake of the entended teat or maketh so with a view to partiake of the upper part of thy mons venus with my twisted tongue upon your hardened buud. Grrrrrrrrrxxxxxxxxx
Thou hast but lots me. I was but admiring a buxom wench of whom I'd luv to partake of the entended teat or maketh so with a view to partiake of the upper part of thy mons venus with my twisted tongue upon your hardened buud. Grrrrrrrrrxxxxxxxxx
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LouGarnt said:
If I really wanted you then would I really have wanted you to keep PM'ing me the crap you were PM'ing me???
Want you????
Why would I want some man that would talk to another woman the way you PM'd me???
Why would I want some idiot who can't see that woman are not some cheap way to make you come???
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LouGarnt said:
STOP PM'ING ME THEN YOU IDIOT AND I WON'T SEND YOU ANYMORE OF THESE REPLIES TO THIS THREAD....
READ THE TITLE OF THE THREAD YOU DUMBASS..... DO YOU THINK FOR A MINUTE I'D FUCK YOU AND LET YOU MAKE ME CUM???? OH PLEASE, THERE ARE A HANDFUL OF MEN OUT THERE WITH BIGGER EGOS THEN YOURS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO PM ME TWICE!
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milesstand said:Wow!!! Talk about two people on different wavelengths ... do you think maybe you two shouldn't talk so often? LOL
He never calls, or writes.... Thank God!!!
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ya think he got the message Red? lmao!!
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*chuckles*... Looks like itbabydoll2u said:
I tell you... You give a man a great story to waste his time reading, it was only fair since he wasted mine and they just toss you to the side... LOL
Nice to see you again babydoll ~
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Hmmm....
Okay, now I'm the first to admit, I'm submissive sexually, but not ever when it comes to my thoughts to what I believe I'm due .... respect, sooooo when a Dom decides to PM me, you'd think if he was a good and respectful Dom he'd at least attempt to be suave and polite before showing what an ass he is....
so....
why send me:
only if i can share your juice. ok?
Now... I didn't PM this idiot, he sent that line to me... the opening title word was but...
Doesn't make sense unless I write his Lit name too, and put the entire sentence together...
________ejaculator but only if i can share your juice. ok?
Now... I'm a polite person in general and so I left off the front part of his name, but hopefully, he'll get the PM back from me with this link and he'll know that woman aren't really wanting this kind of come on and it is degrading and disrespectful.
Red ~
Okay, now I'm the first to admit, I'm submissive sexually, but not ever when it comes to my thoughts to what I believe I'm due .... respect, sooooo when a Dom decides to PM me, you'd think if he was a good and respectful Dom he'd at least attempt to be suave and polite before showing what an ass he is....
so....
why send me:
only if i can share your juice. ok?
Now... I didn't PM this idiot, he sent that line to me... the opening title word was but...
Doesn't make sense unless I write his Lit name too, and put the entire sentence together...
________ejaculator but only if i can share your juice. ok?
Now... I'm a polite person in general and so I left off the front part of his name, but hopefully, he'll get the PM back from me with this link and he'll know that woman aren't really wanting this kind of come on and it is degrading and disrespectful.
Red ~
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hiya Red!!!
it went something a little like-a dis!
princes, why didn't you lke it when called you a dirty slut? don't tell me you're not one! oh well, i will fuck you to make it up to you.
HANDS OFF LADIES! he's mine!!!! LOL
it went something a little like-a dis!
princes, why didn't you lke it when called you a dirty slut? don't tell me you're not one! oh well, i will fuck you to make it up to you.
HANDS OFF LADIES! he's mine!!!! LOL
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asian_princess said:
ROFLMAO, oh my he does have a wonderful way with words doesn't he, I'll bet you were just swooning over that
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asian_princess said:
*snorts*... Oh... that was lovely ~ See... he didn't know about this thread ~ or he did and didn't think this line would fit here??
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lol you truly are a visionary...ahhh sanctity for us victims of drive by PM-ing
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Just remember me when you get themasian_princess said:
My favorite are the copy and paste guys Then when they copy and paste you and one of your friends at the same time... LOL... that is always good!!! 
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I just got now *sigh* He just registered with zero post and just Pm'ing me.
Private Message: Let's HMMMM
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Let's HMMMM
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Let's HMMMM
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virgin_not said:
Hum??? Just forgot the "U"???
Perhaps if you kick hard he'll sing
