Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I don't know if it's considered weird, but my big "pet peeve" if you will, is people saying "u" instead of "you". UGH am I not worth typing out two additional letters??


OK rant over! LMAO!!

Nope.. that is an acceptible thing...

or

u r so hot

i want u so bad



They won't even captilize!!!!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

That is the one I had to weave more words into for a publisher. So there are 4 more additional parts to that story that won't be seen on lit.

That's a pretty big story alright.

 

[Clairebutterfly]

and underneath this is a

LIVE MOVING GUY LICKING SOME WOMAN'S PUSSY....

I got a similar one! I just LMAO!! I'm like OKaaaay so much for sweet talkin'!

 

[Clairebutterfly]

Nope.. that is an acceptible thing...

or

u r so hot

i want u so bad



They won't even captilize!!!!

OH gosh Can We Talk! I don't like that...It's just such a turnoff for some reason! LOL!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That's a pretty big story alright.

Well we are working on a proposal letter now... We hoping to market it as an ebook.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OH gosh Can We Talk! I don't like that...It's just such a turnoff for some reason! LOL!!

Try and deal with it when your writing in an SRP story!!!!!!!!

LOL...

Yes, it is annoying! JUST HIT SHIFT!!!!

 

[Clairebutterfly]

Try and deal with it when your writing in an SRP story!!!!!!!!

LOL...

Yes, it is annoying! JUST HIT SHIFT!!!!

LOL! I haven't done a SRP .. but I'd be like "well! there she goes! now we're starting alllllllll over!" LMAO!!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Well we are working on a proposal letter now... We hoping to market it as an ebook.

Good luck to you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL! I haven't done a SRP .. but I'd be like "well! there she goes! now we're starting alllllllll over!" LMAO!!

Some will post:


she walked into the woods. her heart beating quickly, the air surrounding her filled her heart with fear. what was coming at her? was it a man, or a beast. lifting her skirts from her ankles she ran quickly. her body soon fell hard against the rocks, and her ankle twisted in pain. she screamed in agony....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good luck to you.

Thank you I'm sure that if it works.... I'll tell everyone about it!!!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Thank you I'm sure that if it works.... I'll tell everyone about it!!!

I'm off for the night. Sweet Dreams.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm off for the night. Sweet Dreams.....

You to, drop in anytime and say Hi. Rest well

 

[billfingers]

So far (maybe I'm too lacking in sophistication to notice) any IMs I've had have been just nice normal and chatty. (Althoguh I did get a Brinnie IM but they don't count!).


perhaps the quaint formality of the Edawardian era is called for ... introduce the ....

e-chaperone and the e-calling card


phrases such as may one have the company of the pleasure of ...

would abound.


maybe not!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

So far (maybe I'm too lacking in sophistication to notice) any IMs I've had have been just nice normal and chatty. (Althoguh I did get a Brinnie IM but they don't count!).


perhaps the quaint formality of the Edawardian era is called for ... introduce the ....

e-chaperone and the e-calling card


phrases such as may one have the company of the pleasure of ...

would abound.


maybe not!

A gentleman PM is always more welcomed then the ones we ladies sometime get. The ugly ones are far between now... I get these now..

Saw you were online, want to cyber?

Hey your online, picked out your name, nice pic... can we yahoo?



Gentleman PM's would at least get some kind of response, even if it only became a friendship, at least it meant they took the time to try and get to know you.

 

[billfingers]

A gentleman PM is always more welcomed then the ones we ladies sometime get. The ugly ones are far between now... I get these now..

Saw you were online, want to cyber?

Hey your online, picked out your name, nice pic... can we yahoo?



Gentleman PM's would at least get some kind of response, even if it only became a friendship, at least it meant they took the time to try and get to know you.

I suppose it's too much to expect similar manners online as off. I mean no one would walk up to a stranger and say "Are you wet/hard?" would they?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I suppose it's too much to expect similar manners online as off. I mean no one would walk up to a stranger and say "Are you wet/hard?" would they?

No.. they wouldn't!!!

Unless they're drunk

Good point!

 

[billfingers]

No.. they wouldn't!!!

Unless they're drunk

Good point!

One could ask, what is the opening PM you have sent that you are most pleased with?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

One could ask, what is the opening PM you have sent that you are most pleased with?

That I sent....

I don't send them often unless they are for a story...

thinking....

Probably..

Thanks for posting on the thread, it was fun talking with you.


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Honestly, I usually pm for a reason. A question about something in someone's sig, or something they mentioned, or a something they posted and I may have misunderstood...(that one gets me alot... hard to read emotions in print)...

I have sent rude ones also.... but those are to people that are my good friends, and have made comments like...

I never get rude pm's I want one... so I send one with a rude title.. and inside.. I tell them, how now they can post it over here.. and bump my thread


But I've never sent a rude one to just send it... there is always a fun joke behind it and they know it.

 

[billfingers]

That I sent....

I don't send them often unless they are for a story...

thinking....

Probably..

Thanks for posting on the thread, it was fun talking with you.


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Honestly, I usually pm for a reason. A question about something in someone's sig, or something they mentioned, or a something they posted and I may have misunderstood...(that one gets me alot... hard to read emotions in print)...

I have sent rude ones also.... but those are to people that are my good friends, and have made comments like...

I never get rude pm's I want one... so I send one with a rude title.. and inside.. I tell them, how now they can post it over here.. and bump my thread


But I've never sent a rude one to just send it... there is always a fun joke behind it and they know it.

If the fun goes out of Literotica then we are sunk!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If the fun goes out of Literotica then we are sunk!

Yes, and that would be terrible.... I don't know how to deep sea dive!!

 

[billfingers]

Yes, and that would be terrible.... I don't know how to deep sea dive!!

It'd have to be hang-gliding then

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It'd have to be hang-gliding then

Fear of hieghts...

I absolutely hate rollercoasters, double or single ferris wheels, and though I would love to take a hot air balloon ride, but I would probably die before I did!

 

[Rebel Rose]

What do you say to this....?

your story is delecious, I would love to show you a big load of cum spray out of my cock on my cam for you if your interested

Ewww...
Not my thing...
Umm why do readers think writers wanna see this stuff?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

What do you say to this....?

your story is delecious, I would love to show you a big load of cum spray out of my cock on my cam for you if your interested

Ewww...
Not my thing...
Umm why do readers think writers wanna see this stuff?

I wouldn't have responded to that one.

Why do they think it...

Their idiots.

I guess they think because we write it, we want every man out there reading it, or woman, to show us the effect our writing does for them.

 

[Rebel Rose]

I wouldn't have responded to that one.

lol I didn't... and won't... unless somebody who's not as brain dead as I am right now comes up with a good comeback.