Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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RedHairedandFriendly said:But... I was so expecting to be special... hoe hum.. my bubble has been broken.
lol.. I know the feeling............
LOL
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babydoll2u said:lol.. I know the feeling............
Ahhh yes... but.... since it is a copy and paste...
HE'LL NEVER KNOW THE FEELING
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
LOLOL............
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i got...
hi ya red, been a long time, I'm still hard!
I was like....
ummm duh.. we wrote an SRP story 3 mths ago in the threads.... , get over the hard on all ready! I sure didn't cum having to write that shit, but I guess he did.
hi ya red, been a long time, I'm still hard!
I was like....
ummm duh.. we wrote an SRP story 3 mths ago in the threads.... , get over the hard on all ready! I sure didn't cum having to write that shit, but I guess he did.
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I had a pm conversation for about a half an hour...and didn't know if I was talking to a man or a women.
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Abner Devereaux said:I had a pm conversation for about a half an hour...and didn't know if I was talking to a man or a women.
Hmmmm..... eek
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RedHairedandFriendly said:Hmmmm..... eek
Tell me about it. I figured it out when he told me he had just been jerking off to my stories.
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Abner Devereaux said:Tell me about it. I figured it out when he told me he had just been jerking off to my stories.
OMG!!
*shaking my head and feeling sorry for you*
I've been lucky to know pretty quick.
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RedHairedandFriendly said:OMG!!
*shaking my head and feeling sorry for you*
I've been lucky to know pretty quick.
Thanks. But you know....it made me feel good that my stories could have that effect on someone.
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Oh yes, that is a good feeling.Abner Devereaux said:Thanks. But you know....it made me feel good that my stories could have that effect on someone.
Just the other part....
My greatest compliment came from a man, that told me, he had to stop 1/3 of the way, and make love to his wife...
Later came back.. got another 1/3 and had to do it again...
lol
Finally after finishing the story... yes he and she were happy once more
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RedHairedandFriendly said:Oh yes, that is a good feeling.
Just the other part....
My greatest compliment came from a man, that told me, he had to stop 1/3 of the way, and make love to his wife...
Later came back.. got another 1/3 and had to do it again...
lol
Finally after finishing the story... yes he and she were happy once more
WOW ! I must read them myself !
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Abner Devereaux said:WOW ! I must read them myself !
Well if you do I hope you enjoy. Some are based on stories fans have asked me to write for them.
The earlier works have flaws (tense changes), but the mid and later works are better concerning errors.
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
I will try and read them soon. My stories are about women that I have chatted with here on Lit. The names are changed...but the feelings I put into them were very real.
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Cool, I will look at your stories also. I don't read the stories on lit very often, because there are so many. But I do when someone offers them up to me. So I'll sneak a peek.Abner Devereaux said:
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RedHairedandFriendly said:Cool, I will look at your stories also. I don't read the stories on lit very often, because there are so many. But I do when someone offers them up to me. So I'll sneak a peek.
Thank You. I hope you like them.
Well...it is time for me to head to bed. It was nice talking to you...hope to again sometime.
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You also. Have a nice night, I'm going to hit they hay, as well.Abner Devereaux said:Thank You. I hope you like them.
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Worst one to date for me in regards to PM's....
Love your ass in that skirt, yum I can smell you from here.
I recently got three IM'ers from now where because they had my e-mail address. Scared the hell out of me. Now I changed my settings so that won't happen again...
Love your ass in that skirt, yum I can smell you from here.
I recently got three IM'ers from now where because they had my e-mail address. Scared the hell out of me. Now I changed my settings so that won't happen again...
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strawberryangel said:
eewwww.... on the PM
it happens.... that is why I like block and ignore... and invisible... on my IM
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Ok, got PM'd this tonite.....
I bet you'd hate to...
lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?
My response (yes I was feeling evil):
Not as much as you'd hate it if I put on my 8 inch strap on and shoved it up your ass. Or then again, you just might be the type to enjoy that. I might just have to give it a dry run, see what happens.
Just as luck would have it.... his response...
mmm. it's been way to long since I've looked behind me and seen a tasty girl banging away in my ass. Just say "when."
Again... me feeling evil....
Mmm and it's been a long time since I've forced a guy to suck his shit off my plastic cock after I dry fucked his ass for an hour (or more).
I bet you'd hate to...
lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?
My response (yes I was feeling evil):
Not as much as you'd hate it if I put on my 8 inch strap on and shoved it up your ass. Or then again, you just might be the type to enjoy that. I might just have to give it a dry run, see what happens.
Just as luck would have it.... his response...
mmm. it's been way to long since I've looked behind me and seen a tasty girl banging away in my ass. Just say "when."
Again... me feeling evil....
Mmm and it's been a long time since I've forced a guy to suck his shit off my plastic cock after I dry fucked his ass for an hour (or more).
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shannon_est said:
OMG!!! YOUR KILLING ME WITH LAUGHTER!!
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shannon_est said:
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Just got this one a couple mins ago...
im john
just setting here strokeing my cock and trying to find someone to drive me crazy
I'm thinking... Hey... want me to drive you crazy? O.k.... Let's get married.
im john
just setting here strokeing my cock and trying to find someone to drive me crazy
I'm thinking... Hey... want me to drive you crazy? O.k.... Let's get married.
