Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A not so recently received pm

mmmmmm such nice titties! Can I please slide this between them?

followed by ~~~

links to numerous pictures of his you know what

followed by ~~~

Mmmm, I'd love to give you my hot sperm anytime!

I declined his offer, politely of course.

I wonder... would you have said yes.. if it had been cold cum?? perhaps chilled over crushed balls.. I mean Ice..

 

[Machiavellix]

I've never tried this on anyone, but I did think of it all on my own.

Me: You know, your the worst pilot I have ever seen.

You: Why do you say that?

Me: You crash landed right on my heart.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've never tried this on anyone, but I did think of it all on my own.

Me: You know, your the worst pilot I have ever seen.

You: Why do you say that?

Me: You crash landed right on my heart.

Awww... that is a cute one.. great for Valentine PM's ..

 

[wildfyre]

I'm de-lurking to share this message I got on one of the other sites...even though my profile states I have a Dom and only subs seeking online friendship should contact me:

I’ve been waiting to satisfy you in ways that you’ve always thought possible but never experienced. You’ll be amazed to encounter a quivering orgasm that is as strong and long lasting. I’m looking for a highly sexual and passionate woman who wants a delightful adventure. If interested e-mail me.

He didn't get a reply since he didn't read my profile. I'm assuming he just sent that out to all the female subs in our state (He only lives about an hour from me).

wildfyre

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm de-lurking to share this message I got on one of the other sites...even though my profile states I have a Dom and only subs seeking online friendship should contact me:

I’ve been waiting to satisfy you in ways that you’ve always thought possible but never experienced. You’ll be amazed to encounter a quivering orgasm that is as strong and long lasting. I’m looking for a highly sexual and passionate woman who wants a delightful adventure. If interested e-mail me.

He didn't get a reply since he didn't read my profile. I'm assuming he just sent that out to all the female subs in our state (He only lives about an hour from me).

wildfyre

Thank you for de-lurking for a moment. I have a feeling that the copy and paste thing happens more often then not. What is also annoying is when people PM you saying.. I would like to write a story with you, but after a while you are able to sense the real reason behind the PM and that is just as insulting as being PM'd rude statements or requests.

It sounds like he needs a dom to teach him manners.


Again thanks for sharing,
RH&F
I'm not a sub. hmmm .. not a dom either.. maybe I should experiment... or perhaps... copy and paste.... then just starting rapid firing of my PM's

 

[wildfyre]

Thank you for de-lurking for a moment. I have a feeling that the copy and paste thing happens more often then not. What is also annoying is when people PM you saying.. I would like to write a story with you, but after a while you are able to sense the real reason behind the PM and that is just as insulting as being PM'd rude statements or requests.

It sounds like he needs a dom to teach him manners.


Again thanks for sharing,
RH&F
I'm not a sub. hmmm .. not a dom either.. maybe I should experiment... or perhaps... copy and paste.... then just starting rapid firing of my PM's

LOL! I think you're right RH&F...it is so much easier to cut and paste one-handed than to type that way!!

I was just glad to see that this "Dom" could spell and didn't use chatspeak. I hate getting the "u r so hawt...i want 2 cum 4 u..." messages!

I would love to eventually put some of my stories on Lit, but don't feel like dealing with what will come crawling out of the woodwork right now.

wildfyre

ps, just remember that if you decide to go the cut and paste route, you need a nice obnoxious response to send to all the "rude" people who don't respond to your first PM.

 

[Nightbird]

Whut? U Don't like msgs typed like this/

C'mon baby I got 12" for ya.. Show your titts you so HAWT!



It's a wonder anyone admits to being female on here.

 

[wildfyre]

Whut? U Don't like msgs typed like this/

C'mon baby I got 12" for ya.. Show your titts you so HAWT!



It's a wonder anyone admits to being female on here.

OOhhhh baby...12 inches? that wuld feel gud betwen my 42DDDs!

I wonder how many of the girls on here are really guys!

 

[Nightbird]

LMAO!!

I wonder how many guys on here are really girls?

I was once told to find out if the person your chatting online with is really a girl just to ask them what their Panty Hose size is. A guy would normally have no clue.. Funny thing is I don't have a clue so they could say anything and I wouldn't know the difference..
42DDD's... Ohhh thats not gud fur the posture..

OOhhhh baby...12 inches? that wuld feel gud betwen my 42DDDs!

I wonder how many of the girls on here are really guys!

 

[strawberryangel]

I have had a few here is one

"lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?"

Like I am going to say....ewww stranger swing yourself over here. Nice introduction. I prefer the gentlemanly approach. I know my av is suggestive and men are visual. But I have a brain too.

Angel

 

[wildfyre]

LMAO!!

I wonder how many guys on here are really girls?

I was once told to find out if the person your chatting online with is really a girl just to ask them what their Panty Hose size is. A guy would normally have no clue.. Funny thing is I don't have a clue so they could say anything and I wouldn't know the difference..
42DDD's... Ohhh thats not gud fur the posture..

HeeHee! That's a good idea for an Alt...I want to create a male alter ego and start harassing all the hot women of Lit. Oh wait, that may be a bad idea, I may get too into the role and start randomly PMimg my real self!

The pantyhose question would be good for some people. I don't wear them either though so I barely remember my size!

u culd help my posture by cumming over hear and holdin up my 42DDDs 4 me!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL! I think you're right RH&F...it is so much easier to cut and paste one-handed than to type that way!!

I was just glad to see that this "Dom" could spell and didn't use chatspeak. I hate getting the "u r so hawt...i want 2 cum 4 u..." messages!

I would love to eventually put some of my stories on Lit, but don't feel like dealing with what will come crawling out of the woodwork right now.

wildfyre

ps, just remember that if you decide to go the cut and paste route, you need a nice obnoxious response to send to all the "rude" people who don't respond to your first PM.

LOL....man.... I don't know how to be rude, well... yeah I do... hmmm.. lets see.. I'm not a dom or a sub, so I should adverstise I guess... lol.. any suggestions???

 

[keiffers]

I have had a few here is one

"lay back, spread your tasty legs, and feel my hot tongue dancing all over your clit right now, wouldn't you?"

Like I am going to say....ewww stranger swing yourself over here. Nice introduction. I prefer the gentlemanly approach. I know my av is suggestive and men are visual. But I have a brain too.

Angel

damn there went my IM message to you LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Whut? U Don't like msgs typed like this/

C'mon baby I got 12" for ya.. Show your titts you so HAWT!



It's a wonder anyone admits to being female on here.

lmao.. Typed like that one wonders if they are reading centimeters or inches??

 

[strawberryangel]

damn there went my IM message to you LOL

You really are a smart ass *giggles*.



Another one to avoid with me?

"hey babe, do you have a web came"

and don't send

"Your hot" I will be tempted to send smart ass remarks back.

Come on guys!!! Bring some intellegents to the table. I know the blood is not in the brain part of the time but those won't work for me. I am frisky and playful but also intellegent. Tickle the brain first!!

 

[strawberryangel]

damn there went my IM message to you LOL

Hey.... that is for later talk

don't send the introductory PM to read that...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had one..

It was nice till I get...

I want you to write me a story.

What type?

Well I'm special

Oh?

Yes... I need it tailored just for me, so we should do it here first.

Really, don't think I could do it without sampling the product first

Well... I'm special

Oh?

I like to eat pussy

So, every man in my stories do that, what is special about that...


*needless to say.... I won't be fitting a story for him. Believe me... I don't need to sample the product before I write it and I don't mind writing a story for a fan, but it will be on lit, not in my IM/PM with pushy people like that... Wine and "Dine" fellas... it really doesn't take that long...

 

[Michelrpg]

Bring some intellegents to the table

^^irony ^^^(sorry, I just couldnt resist).

And with that said, strawberry, that is some sexy ass ^_~

 

[strawberryangel]

^^irony ^^^(sorry, I just couldnt resist).

And with that said, strawberry, that is some sexy ass ^_~

Well Michelrpg..... we are a clever one aren't we. Catching my misspell of intelligence. Good catch.... but tisk tisk... picking on me. Now that is not nice. I am glad I have the sexy ass rather than be one (just kidding) *giggles*

 

[iansearchof]

Recently I received a most charming PM from a woman who began by saying that she was stroking my cock with her mouth poised just above and asking what it would take to make me come.

Naturally, I assumed that this was part of a research survey.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Recently I received a most charming PM from a woman who began by saying that she was stroking my cock with her mouth poised just above and asking what it would take to make me come.

Naturally, I assumed that this was part of a research survey.

Reasearch survey... is that what PM's for. I hope you were a gentleman with her....

 

[iansearchof]

Reasearch survey... is that what PM's for. I hope you were a gentleman with her....

Well most certainly I was. Whether research or womanly curiosity, I could not deny her and was moved by her hungering and thirsting after knowledge.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well most certainly I was. Whether research or womanly curiosity, I could not deny her and was moved by her hungering and thirsting after knowledge.

Well I'm sure she was appreciative of it also. Such a nice thing for you to do, helping her out. Careful though... you never know what kind of PM's she'll send you know.. that you have encouraged her.

 

[iansearchof]

Well I'm sure she was appreciative of it also. Such a nice thing for you to do, helping her out. Careful though... you never know what kind of PM's she'll send you know.. that you have encouraged her.

I have no fear. Besides, I'm sure that if she should seek further "enlightment" (she's extremely busy), it would be mutually rewarding.

Forgot to mention that I adore this AV. Hope it'll last awhile.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have no fear. Besides, I'm sure that if she should seek further "enlightment" (she's extremely busy), it would be mutually rewarding.

Forgot to mention that I adore this AV. Hope it'll last awhile.

It seems to be a favorite with posters.. hmmm Perhaps.. it is the color of the outfit...

"enlightment"... ohhh maybe I should PM you and see how well you enlighten someone ...