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RedHairedandFriendly said:
It seems to be a favorite with posters.. hmmm :) Perhaps.. it is the color of the outfit... :rolleyes:

"enlightment"... ohhh maybe I should PM you and see how well you enlighten someone ... :)
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Somehow, I doubt that it is the color that makes the AV so delicious. As for enlightening YOU...I think it might be the other way around.
 
iansearchof said:
Somehow, I doubt that it is the color that makes the AV so delicious. As for enlightening YOU...I think it might be the other way around.
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Hmmm... what could little innocent me... have to enlighten you about.. hmmm.. ;)

Ummm not the color of the AV?? :rolleyes:
 
Well, QT, I haven't written a bunch of hot, naughty stories (none published at least)....nor have I even done extensive research on sociological phenomena such as drive-ins. So, I kneel.........

You could explain for me what that man is looking for in your AV...
 
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iansearchof said:
Well, QT, I haven't written a bunch of hot, naughty stories (none published at least)....nor have I even done extensive research on sociological phenomena such as drive-ins. So, I kneel.........

You could explain for me what that man is looking for in your AV...
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Hmmm... I must take a moment... to gasp in shock as this becomes my 16,001 post


I think... she must have a need that must be feeled.... ;)
 
Ok... now... I just got this one... and I have to say, this PM was well... You read it... I'm tossing between rude.. and OH WOW... No need to answer you back because you got the job done!!!




Hopefully yours.

I want your entire pussy in my mouth...to put my tongue to your open mouth and taste your excitemt...
 
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
Ok... now... I just got this one... and I have to say, this PM was well... You read it... I'm tossing between rude.. and OH WOW... No need to answer you back because you got the job done!!!




Hopefully yours.

I want your entire pussy in my mouth...to put my tongue to your open mouth and taste your excitemt...
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I would say "ummmm......yeah....how big is your mouth??? " :eek:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
lol

yep.. I guess I would too... :rolleyes:
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His line does put some weird images in my head......horror movie type images where the monster looks human but all of the sudden their jaw unhinges and the skin of their mouth splits open like a flower......sorry....watched Blade II recently! :D
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Ok... now... I just got this one... and I have to say, this PM was well... You read it... I'm tossing between rude.. and OH WOW... No need to answer you back because you got the job done!!!




Hopefully yours.

I want your entire pussy in my mouth...to put my tongue to your open mouth and taste your excitemt...
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lol.. that one sounds awfully familiar... :rolleyes:
 
Mmmm I love your avatar. It has mind wondering as I read stories on Lit with my left hand busy under the table.
 
wildfyre said:
His line does put some weird images in my head......horror movie type images where the monster looks human but all of the sudden their jaw unhinges and the skin of their mouth splits open like a flower......sorry....watched Blade II recently! :D
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eeeekkkkkk :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
snowhugs said:
Mmmm I love your avatar. It has mind wondering as I read stories on Lit with my left hand busy under the table.
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LOL... I had to remember this was the best and worst PM thread.. lol.. I went and thought.. what avatar are they talking about... duh .. on me.. lol :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
LOL... I had to remember this was the best and worst PM thread.. lol.. I went and thought.. what avatar are they talking about... duh .. on me.. lol :rolleyes:
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lol my fault should have said this is one i received lol, awww the person did try lol even if it was corny
 
iansearchof said:
I would say, "How big is your pussy?" :cool:
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Ummm....it's not huge but the line "...your entire pussy in my mouth..." just brings to mind an image of a man with a very large mouth!! :p
 
I like the ones that want to ask me a question about something I've said because it pertains to their lives in some way. Or who love something I wrote and bother to write and tell me so. I also just like meeting people.

I get all these "Hi. You seem interesting. I'd love to chat." type things.

Nothing wrong with that.

I always respond politely but at some point I say, so what about me caught your eye about and made you want to contact me?

If they don't know? I am not impressed that they are even sure who I am or that I differ from anyone else. I just suspect they contacted a bunch of folks in hopes of wanking. Maybe that is my problem, I dunno but it's a big thing with me.

So here is a tip.

If you are contacting a bunch of folks just as if you are throwing shit on a wall hoping something sticks? Or in this case hoping to stroke it to PM's or chat? You might want to keep a little cheat sheet about why you wanted to contact each one.

Another thing I don't like is when someone wants me to be submissive to them or Dominant to them or do anything sexual right off the bat. Um, no, I don't even know you yet.

Finally I dislike the ones who think by saying mean and judgmental things to you, that will make you want to earn their favor and do anything they want. Nope, not even close, I don't like people are compulsively unhappy and try to make me feel bad. I have to care what you think first. Sorry. Next.

I am here for one thing. Fun. I have a life that I'm happy with. I love most people just to talk with and I love to write.

Oh another thing I just thought of, the people to tell me that everyone else is boring. What???

To me that just says that they are either terribly intolerant and judgmental or boring themselves! If you care enough to get to know someone, really, very few are boring. There are a few, I'll grant you that, but people are usually very interesting if you take the time and trouble!
 
FurryFury said:
I like the ones that want to ask me a question about something I've said because it pertains to their lives in some way. Or who love something I wrote and bother to write and tell me so. I also just like meeting people.

I get all these "Hi. You seem interesting. I'd love to chat." type things.

Nothing wrong with that.

I always respond politely but at some point I say, so what about me caught your eye about and made you want to contact me?

If they don't know? I am not impressed that they are even sure who I am or that I differ from anyone else. I just suspect they contacted a bunch of folks in hopes of wanking. Maybe that is my problem, I dunno but it's a big thing with me.

So here is a tip.

If you are contacting a bunch of folks just as if you are throwing shit on a wall hoping something sticks? Or in this case hoping to stroke it to PM's or chat? You might want to keep a little cheat sheet about why you wanted to contact each one.

Another thing I don't like is when someone wants me to be submissive to them or Dominant to them or do anything sexual right off the bat. Um, no, I don't even know you yet.

Finally I dislike the ones who think by saying mean and judgmental things to you, that will make you want to earn their favor and do anything they want. Nope, not even close, I don't like people are compulsively unhappy and try to make me feel bad. I have to care what you think first. Sorry. Next.

I am here for one thing. Fun. I have a life that I'm happy with. I love most people just to talk with and I love to write.

Oh another thing I just thought of, the people to tell me that everyone else is boring. What???

To me that just says that they are either terribly intolerant and judgmental or boring themselves! If you care enough to get to know someone, really, very few are boring. There are a few, I'll grant you that, but people are usually very interesting if you take the time and trouble!
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Hi Fury,

I am in total agreement with you :)
 
FurryFury said:
I like the ones that want to ask me a question about something I've said because it pertains to their lives in some way. Or who love something I wrote and bother to write and tell me so. I also just like meeting people.

I get all these "Hi. You seem interesting. I'd love to chat." type things.

Nothing wrong with that.

I always respond politely but at some point I say, so what about me caught your eye about and made you want to contact me?

If they don't know? I am not impressed that they are even sure who I am or that I differ from anyone else. I just suspect they contacted a bunch of folks in hopes of wanking. Maybe that is my problem, I dunno but it's a big thing with me.

So here is a tip.

If you are contacting a bunch of folks just as if you are throwing shit on a wall hoping something sticks? Or in this case hoping to stroke it to PM's or chat? You might want to keep a little cheat sheet about why you wanted to contact each one.

Another thing I don't like is when someone wants me to be submissive to them or Dominant to them or do anything sexual right off the bat. Um, no, I don't even know you yet.

Finally I dislike the ones who think by saying mean and judgmental things to you, that will make you want to earn their favor and do anything they want. Nope, not even close, I don't like people are compulsively unhappy and try to make me feel bad. I have to care what you think first. Sorry. Next.

I am here for one thing. Fun. I have a life that I'm happy with. I love most people just to talk with and I love to write.

Oh another thing I just thought of, the people to tell me that everyone else is boring. What???

To me that just says that they are either terribly intolerant and judgmental or boring themselves! If you care enough to get to know someone, really, very few are boring. There are a few, I'll grant you that, but people are usually very interesting if you take the time and trouble!
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CRAP... please disregard all my sexual hints and desires... I often find myself lavishing at your feet.... your co-writer.. Red... LOL... :kiss: :rose:
 
raven2 said:
Hi Fury,

I am in total agreement with you :)
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Thanks Raven!


Fury :rose:

RedHairedandFriendly said:
CRAP... please disregard all my sexual hints and desires... I often find myself lavishing at your feet.... your co-writer.. Red... LOL... :kiss: :rose:
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LMAO!

Yeah, I'll try to disregard! *giggles*

Fury :kiss: :rose:
 
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