You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:
You're in twilight on the operating table, and you hear the surgeon say rather urgently, "Lift my tail. I'm sitting on it...lift my tail." And you want to do as he asks, but can't because you're on your back, arms restrained in crucifix-like spread.

(I know he was asking a nurse to move his shirttail out from under him, but even in my sedated state, I had visions of different, erotic tail lifts...)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:
You go into a bathroom and call up a buddy who's delight is watersports, just so he can thrill at the toilet tune as you pee.

 

[Doctor B Evil]

YKYSFW:
You go into a bathroom and call up a buddy who's delight is watersports, just so he can thrill at the toilet tune as you pee.

Such a glorified sound it is indeed.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Toilet tinkles

Such a glorified sound it is indeed.

YKYSFW:
You don't have Dr. B's phone to give him the pleasure...

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW
You'd be warm and tingly if a fellow just BREATHES on your nipples (even if YOU have to wet them first...)

YKYSFW you rush out to buy AH a sponge....

 

[Doctor B Evil]

Re: Toilet tinkles

YKYSFW:
You don't have Dr. B's phone to give him the pleasure...

Ah, but numbers are for mere mortals...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW you rush out to buy AH a sponge....

No need, babe. My tongue can still reach the nipples.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Re: Re: Toilet tinkles

Ah, but numbers are for mere mortals...

Yeh, you're right. But how many porcelain urns would it take to fill a cloud of gold about Mount Olympus?

YKYSFW:
you'd consider mailing a watersports fan a sponge of your relief...

 

[Doctor B Evil]

Re: Re: Re: Toilet tinkles

Yeh, you're right. But how many porcelain urns would it take to fill a cloud of gold about Mount Olympus?

YKYSFW:
you'd consider mailing a watersports fan a sponge of your relief...

infite treasures abound and surround Mt. Olympus

 

[Master1stgirl]

YKYSFW.... today is going as madding as yesterday..

Hmmmm where did Catherine pack our Master's old floggers?

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW.... today is going as madding as yesterday..

Hmmmm where did Catherine pack our Master's old floggers?

YKYSFW you wonder if Catherine makes housecalls ( who the heck is Catherine?)

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you sit there wondering what sorta lingerie the Plain Jane weather channel hostess has on under that 'serious TV suit'

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Toilet tinkles

infite treasures abound and surround Mt. Olympus

"Infite"??? Psssss!!! You omitted the "in" part of "infinite".

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I bought this tin of seasonings for my sex life. yeh right... because my sex life IS a laugh...

Dom Sheep (probably Zeus in disguise) : "Ho! Mortal! You want to fork me???"

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you think of ways to proposition the ticket taker when you take your kids to the movies...must she tease us by painting her lips as she waits for customers?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW you think of ways to proposition the ticket taker when you take your kids to the movies...must she tease us by painting her lips as she waits for customers?

YKYSFW:
You ask the server at the concession stand to throw some "extras" in the popcorn. You're hoping the server has the sly nerve to lick a kernal and mix it in---but he throws in gummy bears instead...

And you wonder if he likes cubs...

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW:
You ask the server at the concession stand to throw some "extras" in the popcorn. You're hoping the server has the sly nerve to lick a kernal and mix it in---but he throws in gummy bears instead...

And you wonder if he likes cubs...

YKYSFW this reminds you of the old urban legend of the guy cutting the hole in the bottom of the popcorn contaner, so the girl reachs in and gets a handful all right- a handfull of Him!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW this reminds you of the old urban legend of the guy cutting the hole in the bottom of the popcorn contaner, so the girl reachs in and gets a handful all right- a handfull of Him!

Go check out the "Adventures Wanted" thread sometime, sir...

 

[sirhugs]

Go check out the "Adventures Wanted" thread sometime, sir...

YKYSFW you think it would be cruel if there's no one from here on there....

 

[Artina Heartflash]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177960

Adventures Wanted thread ^

 

[sirhugs]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177960

Adventures Wanted thread ^

ykySFW you scan all five pages of that htreaf, finding no one who lives close enough to share adventures with in real life

 

[Artina Heartflash]

ykySFW you scan all five pages of that htreaf, finding no one who lives close enough to share adventures with in real life

I found someone for a short adventure there. Still, only a handful of folks have shared their answers to the two initial questions on the thread. (Go answer 'em. folks!) And even fewer are interested in reading what few flashbacks I've recorded of my R/L experiences, on the "Things that Make the Heart Weep Fire" thread. But I thank those from this SF thread who have contributed to either one. (Dr. B Evil, 69forever, Tantaliza...)

Noooow Show us your share, Sirhugs?!?
And Dr. B Evil, your poetic hand is craved on the Heart Weeps Fire thread. Have you any memories to share? https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232326

The cure for depression is a grateful heart. The cure for frustration is to ---uh--- find pleasant diversion??? *tossing my SF crown up for grabs*....someone grab me and you can have it...

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you neeeed skin to skin sharing

 

[Succulent-one]

YKYSFW you neeeed skin to skin sharing

YKYSFW the thought of sensitive nipples rubbing against warm chest is enough to put you on melt down

 

[Master1stgirl]

YKYSFW you wonder if Catherine makes housecalls ( who the heck is Catherine?)

Catherine is the oldest female in our household she is 33 soon to be 34..