You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by sirhugs
YKYSFW you think that means " sex at work time!"

YKYSFW you wonder if you could collaborate with sir on a client's case...knowing you work evenings and weekends too

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW you write limericks about fellow YKYSFW posters who are also posting sluts.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
YKYSFW you write limericks about fellow YKYSFW posters who are also posting sluts.

Yankee...you wrote a limerick about sir and his 11,000 posts! or GG???



hey some of us are sluts whether we post or not

 

[midwestyankee]

Yankee...you wrote a limerick about sir and his 11,000 posts! or GG???



hey some of us are sluts whether we post or not

While GG and Sir are among the original sluts, I was thinking of someone who has joined the club far more recently? Look for yourself, Ms. Wicked.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW:
You wonder if the "k" in Sirhug's "life" (likfe) is for "kinky".

YKYSFW you know your bad typing gets worse the more SF you are, but like AH's idea

 

[landiek]

Has YKYSFW even in my sexy dreams...

WHERE IS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR?!??!??!

 

[sirhugs]

Has YKYSFW even in my sexy dreams...

WHERE IS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR?!??!??!

would you setlle for slighty tarnished?

YKYSFW you factor in the rust factor of swimming there....

 

[Artina Heartflash]

would you setlle for slighty tarnished?

YKYSFW you factor in the rust factor of swimming there....

You heard of naval jelly, Sir?

 

[sirhugs]

You heard of naval jelly, Sir?

YKYSFW you thought that was from a different type of water sports

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:
You wonder if Sirhugs uses an oar in his water sports...

* bent and searching in the rapids...*

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW:
You wonder if Sirhugs uses an oar in his water sports...

*wading in the rapids...*

YKYSFW you seize the chance to plug your watersports story:

Piss On It

YKYSFW you wonder if AH owns a life preserver....

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW you seize the chance to plug your watersports story:

Piss On It

YKYSFW you wonder if AH owns a life preserver....

For what? When I bob for ----uh---apples?

YKYSFW: You want to be in a dunking booth with the carnal clown...

OOO!! YKYSFW: you type "carnal" when you meant "carnival".

Go on, throw an apple at me...Please...

 

[sirhugs]

For what? When I bob for ----uh---apples?

YKYSFW: You want to be in a dunking booth with the carnal clown...

OOO!! YKYSFW: you type "carnal" when you meant "carnival".

Go on, throw an apple at me...Please...

YKYSFW this becomes another story plug, since Monster Mash began as " Bobbing for Apples " before it took on a life of its own

YKYSFW you feel compelled to point out that it was Adam, Eve, a serpent and an apple that invented SF....

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Really, Sirhugs.... how do we know it wasn't a banana that tempted Eve?

YKYSFW:
You wish you could get *PLUGGED* as often as Sirhugs' stories...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

"Butt soft! What foam on yonder wave breaks?"


YKYSFW:
You dream of sea bathing with Sponge Bob (sans his square trunks)
But you wake up in a fit of frustration because he can't decide which body part of yours to wash first...

 

[sirhugs]

"Butt soft! What foam on yonder wave breaks?"


YKYSFW:
You dream of sea bathing with Sponge Bob (sans his square trunks)
But you wake up in a fit of frustration because he can't decide which body part of yours to wash first...

YKYSFW you see a potential story idea there

 

[sirhugs]

Really, Sirhugs.... how do we know it wasn't a banana that tempted Eve?

YKYSFW:
You wish you could get *PLUGGED* as often as Sirhugs' stories...

YKYSFW you envy AH's bananas

 

[jussforfun]

YKYSFW you envy AH's bananas

You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When You Cant Decide What to do with the warm peach pie!! do I eat it? do I fuck it?

 

[sirhugs]

You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When You Cant Decide What to do with the warm peach pie!! do I eat it? do I fuck it?

YKYSFW you think " fuck it, then eat it".....I know..." ewwww"

 

[jussforfun]

YKYSFW you think " fuck it, then eat it".....I know..." ewwww"

LMAO

 

[sirhugs]

LMAO

YKYSFW you wonder why you never noticed the " share a snowball " thread before, and wonder why no one shares with you....

 

[Master1stgirl]

Hahahahaha Thanks Sir Hugs

YKYSFW.. after your daughter stops nursing your breasts tingle and you wish that someone would really make them tenderer with some nipple clamps and flogging... I MISS SOME THINGS TOO MUCH!

 

[sirhugs]

Hahahahaha Thanks Sir Hugs

YKYSFW.. after your daughter stops nursing your breasts tingle and you wish that someone would really make them tenderer with some nipple clamps and flogging... I MISS SOME THINGS TOO MUCH!

YKYSFW you want that kid to share....

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Master1stgirl
Hahahahaha Thanks Sir Hugs

YKYSFW.. after your daughter stops nursing your breasts tingle and you wish that someone would really make them tenderer with some nipple clamps and flogging... I MISS SOME THINGS TOO MUCH!

YKYSFW this has you wanting your breasts suckled before and after the nipple clamps.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW
You'd be warm and tingly if a fellow just BREATHES on your nipples (even if YOU have to wet them first...)