You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[sirhugs]

Been there!

YKYSFW just that turns you on

 

[BongoGal]

....you are having erotic thoughts in the produce aisle!!!

Have you ever noticed the horseradishes?

http://rogergastman.com/wp-content/uploads/horseradish2.jpg

 

[soccermomnympho]

Have you ever noticed the horseradishes?

http://rogergastman.com/wp-content/uploads/horseradish2.jpg

Have you ever peeled one of those? Coughing like crazy that would probably be quite painful inside me.

 

[BongoGal]

Have you ever peeled one of those? Coughing like crazy that would probably be quite painful inside me.

Peeling would be necessary, and one or two condoms would be as well!

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you can't find words to describe it

 

[someoneyouknow]

YKTSFW you're in a sporting good store such as Cabelle's or Bass Pro, see a sign which says "Water Sports" and it takes you a few moments to realize you aren't on the same page.

 

[Laurel]

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