You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[Elated]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

Hahaha!
I just trashed a vibrator!

 

[subdued_passion]

YKYSFW you use the word 'fuck' only as an angry exclamation and never as a verb.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

YKYSFW you have replaced said killed toy with another and the new one will arrive on Thursday

 

[ejredlady]

YKYSFW you have killed yet ANOTHER toy

Now this one I can relate to!

 

[ejredlady]

The vegetable aisle in the produce department becomes filled with exotic images!

 

[Mropietaylor69]

You wake up every morning with a hard on.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

YKYSFW you could cum just by thinking hard enough about it...

 

[Kat73]

YKYSFW you see a passionate kiss on TV and you begin to drool.

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you wish you could watch Kat drool.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

YKYASFW you post in the, "Request a PM" thread, and start noticing you are hard while waiting for a single PM to pop up in your PM box....which hasn't arrived yet...lol...

 

[sirhugs]

YKYASFW you post in the, "Request a PM" thread, and start noticing you are hard while waiting for a single PM to pop up in your PM box....which hasn't arrived yet...lol...

YKYSFW you read this and think " heck, I could get hard just watching him wait" even though you have always self-identified as hetero.

 

[LustfulOne50]

You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When... You get a super hard on from watching a waitress bending over to take an order. not again!!

 

[sirhugs]

You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When... You get a super hard on from watching a waitress bending over to take an order. not again!!

YKYSFW it doesn't even matter what the waitress looks like.

 

[Kat73]

YKYSFW you get pissed that your alarm went off because your dream was the best sex you've had in months.

 

[Good2BeBad67]

YKYRSFW it takes two pumps and you explode all over your hand...

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

YKYSFW you pull out a spatula and think... hmmmm, wonder how good this would sting.

 

[dreami]

YKYSFW when u r tired of playing with yourself
--- it is that simple!

 

[Good2BeBad67]

YKYSFW when u r tired of playing with yourself
--- it is that simple!

Yeah, I know that feeling

 

[sunbunny3]

YKYSFW when u r tired of playing with yourself
--- it is that simple!

True that!

 

[sirhugs]

YKYSFW you have a finite window of time to jerk off, and keep getting distracted...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:

You jump in a pile of autumn leaves and scream, "SOMEONE gimme a GOOD RAKE!!"

 

[singledad68]

YKYSFW you walk outside, the wind blows, and you get hard

 

[ejredlady]

....you are having erotic thoughts in the produce aisle!!!

 

[QuantumJumping]

You watch a bitch lick her own cunt and think how dogs got all the breaks!

 

[soccermomnympho]

....you are having erotic thoughts in the produce aisle!!!

Been there!