You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...
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takesa2ndtaste
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Worse the doctor makes you drool while you are getting the pap smear.. ( no offense to you Males that don't have this.. you get a worse angony called Prostate Exams.. ouchie)
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takesa2ndtaste said:
any doc still doing prostate exams must be into sadism...the PSA blood test ( and its more expensive more accurate cousin, the acromyn of which escapes me), have made manual examination unnecessary.
YKYSFW you're glad of this, cause prostate stimulation would give you wood.
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sirhugs said:
where's it at, sirhugs?
WHY am I getting bonked by all the left fielders' flys today? I just had an email from another SF fellow, saying he quoted Jethro Tull in a post and no-one was there to catch it... YKYSFW: The aliens are scrambling the posts at Literotica to tease you into searching for sexual come-ons...
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YKYSFW:
Your cybersex partner types in only :
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and you respond:
"mmmmmmm"s look like red ass humps....
Someone give me a REAL visual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your cybersex partner types in only :
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and you respond:
"mmmmmmm"s look like red ass humps....
Someone give me a REAL visual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sirhugs said:
YKYSFW you think how much fun it is giving those prostrate exams....especially if you get to fondle other parts of the anatomy at the same time....
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today's tip to avoid SF...
Never ask a friend to swat you with a tube of flypaper...
ESPECIALLY if he's a person who always adheres to the rule "Lick it before you Stick it..."
Never ask a friend to swat you with a tube of flypaper...
ESPECIALLY if he's a person who always adheres to the rule "Lick it before you Stick it..."
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sirhugs said:
YKYSFW the thought of a full scale tactile approach to giving a male lower antomy exam.....makes you moan
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sirhugs said:
YKYSFW the sound of a leather belt being pulled off through the loops of a pair of pants, sends shivers down your spine.
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Succulent-one said:YKYSFW the sound of a leather belt being pulled off through the loops of a pair of pants, sends shivers down your spine.
oh WAHOOO!!!
So long as it's not your dad chasing you in your dreams...
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sirhugs said:
darlin, I had a bad reality, that surfaces in a nightmare once in a while. He was pissed and I got whopped on the wazoo for something I didn't do.
My spanking fantassies are not family-oriented.
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Artina Heartflash said:
mine is the day my mom broke the wooden spoon over the steel supprt column holding up the beam, when I ducked behind it. Good thing she missed. Ranks up there with my brother chasing me with the butcher knife for nightmares of childhood.
YKYSFW you know these thoughts are why you lack the selfesteem to solve your SF....
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on your *support column*, sirhugs---AH
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YKYSFW you're wishing you took more science courses in school
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willingly takes on a second job promises to be a very good student
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YKYSFW you want to major in sir
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