What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

One thing I have learned over the last few days because my friends are absolutely amazing, friendship doesn’t come with standards that you have to live up to, it comes with love and acceptance for who you are, especially when you are not at your best.
Thanks for this.
 
I seem to have a never-ending stream of personally embarrassing moments - all private. They almost always involve allowing myself to "get involved" with a woman for sexual chat (at least we'd started the convo) only to have the woman no longer message me. So, I foolishly write again to say I enjoyed chatting with her (after 3-4 days of silence) only to have THAT message also ignored.

If anyone wants lessons on how to make that happen to them, write me. I seem to excel at it...
 
I seem to have a never-ending stream of personally embarrassing moments - all private. They almost always involve allowing myself to "get involved" with a woman for sexual chat (at least we'd started the convo) only to have the woman no longer message me. So, I foolishly write again to say I enjoyed chatting with her (after 3-4 days of silence) only to have THAT message also ignored.

If anyone wants lessons on how to make that happen to them, write me. I seem to excel at it...
Consider yourself lucky. When that happens to me, I get an extraordinarily detailed message about all the reasons they have chosen not to speak with me anymore. Some of them even bring my ancestry into it which seems a little unnecessary.
 
I seem to have a never-ending stream of personally embarrassing moments - all private. They almost always involve allowing myself to "get involved" with a woman for sexual chat (at least we'd started the convo) only to have the woman no longer message me. So, I foolishly write again to say I enjoyed chatting with her (after 3-4 days of silence) only to have THAT message also ignored.

If anyone wants lessons on how to make that happen to them, write me. I seem to excel at it...
Join the club bud. I am a charter member
 
On one of my old accounts, YEARS AGO, I was all up in my feelings and posted to a thread that I was leaving Lit and about three people responded with comments like "we don't know who you are and we don't care, leave".
Humbled me real quick lol.
That is just mean of them to say such a thing.
 
Consider yourself lucky. When that happens to me, I get an extraordinarily detailed message about all the reasons they have chosen not to speak with me anymore. Some of them even bring my ancestry into it which seems a little unnecessary.
I'm sorry, muddler... but this is what happens when you try to bring donuts into the bedroom. There's a time and place for everything.. and donuts have no place in the bedroom or have nothing to do with sex. The sooner you learn that, the better it will be. :rolleyes: :D
 
I'm sorry, muddler... but this is what happens when you try to bring donuts into the bedroom. There's a time and place for everything.. and donuts have no place in the bedroom or have nothing to do with sex. The sooner you learn that, the better it will be. :rolleyes: :D
WTF is this nonsense?

Donuts belong everywhere! Donuts are amazing!

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I'm sorry, muddler... but this is what happens when you try to bring donuts into the bedroom. There's a time and place for everything.. and donuts have no place in the bedroom or have nothing to do with sex. The sooner you learn that, the better it will be. :rolleyes: :D

WTF is this nonsense?

Donuts belong everywhere! Donuts are amazing!

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This, besides being one of the perfect foods donuts are great when Anne wants to play ring toss 😉😉
 
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