What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

I joined here totally oblivious to this world, honestly, had no clue that huge percentage of the world was having all these wonderful sexploits.

I think it was my second night when someone sent me, what I now know was a tribute pic. A pair of rather messy ladies frillies with a post it note with my account name on it. Not gonna lie it was an 'eek' moment, it was a long, silent, wtf, stare!

It was swiftly followed by a link, which I was dumb enough to click and it was a voice message, a distorted voice. I can't remember a word of what was in it but I listened to it it with a mix of horror, confusion an intrigue.

Another PM arrived, he was questioning me about how many times I'd listened to it. And it was a lot, it was a car crash moment, just had to keep watching or listening, weird! He told me exactly how many times in how many minutes I'd listened to it and I think he sensed, by my reply that he'd freaked me out.

I thought I'd got a nutter spying on my laptop, till he explained there was a hit counter on it he could view his side 🙈

We did end up laughing about it and talked about normal stuff for a good while after it. I don't know if it was his normal antics 😂

Don't even think about it! I don't want a repeat 😂
 
I joined here totally oblivious to this world, honestly, had no clue that huge percentage of the world was having all these wonderful sexploits.

I think it was my second night when someone sent me, what I now know was a tribute pic. A pair of rather messy ladies frillies with a post it note with my account name on it. Not gonna lie it was an 'eek' moment, it was a long, silent, wtf, stare!

It was swiftly followed by a link, which I was dumb enough to click and it was a voice message, a distorted voice. I can't remember a word of what was in it but I listened to it it with a mix of horror, confusion an intrigue.

Another PM arrived, he was questioning me about how many times I'd listened to it. And it was a lot, it was a car crash moment, just had to keep watching or listening, weird! He told me exactly how many times in how many minutes I'd listened to it and I think he sensed, by my reply that he'd freaked me out.

I thought I'd got a nutter spying on my laptop, till he explained there was a hit counter on it he could view his side 🙈

We did end up laughing about it and talked about normal stuff for a good while after it. I don't know if it was his normal antics 😂

Don't even think about it! I don't want a repeat 😂
I find this intriguing and I totally get what you described.
I always thought you were an intriguing gal and much more than meet the eyes.
I also find your AV fitting. :heart:
 
I find this intriguing and I totally get what you described.
I always thought you were an intriguing gal and much more than meet the eyes.
I also find your AV fitting. :heart:
Thank you, I'm glad someone gets it. I was mortified at the time but I laugh about it now.
 
I could never send anything slightly purvy on an initial message, but the titles can be a little risqué.

My first message to Orchi:

Either a truly charming introduction or a dick pic. Open at your own risk.​

 
I could never send anything slightly purvy on an initial message, but the titles can be a little risqué.

My first message to Orchi:

Either a truly charming introduction or a dick pic. Open at your own risk.​

That was the title? lol
I confess I don't remember it. But I rarely pay attention to the titles really.
 
Probably hasn't happened yet but there are thousands to choose from. Pick one.
 
This may not seem embarrassing to most people but I got into a spat (with someone with whom I'd had a close relationship with) on the public boards. By the time cooler heads prevailed, it had been commented on and replied to so there was no way I could delete or edit responses.

It is the one and only time I ever acknowledged a relationship because I tend to be pretty private about things like that. I let my anger get the better of me and the fallout was mortifying.
 
This may not seem embarrassing to most people but I got into a spat (with someone with whom I'd had a close relationship with) on the public boards. By the time cooler heads prevailed, it had been commented on and replied to so there was no way I could delete or edit responses.

It is the one and only time I ever acknowledged a relationship because I tend to be pretty private about things like that. I let my anger get the better of me and the fallout was mortifying.
It happens to the best of us. Sometimes I have to bite my tongue too. HARD! LOL
 
Blabbing about the guy who never came when he told me he had on multiple occasions. I didn't mention his name. The bottom line was how dare he do this, his take was how dare she question my integrity?
 
I don’t think you butt calling me on Skype is the most embarrassing thing of yours concerning me. That would be the PM with the voice message that you quickly told me not to listen to because you had attached the wrong one and the new message had the correct one that I could listen to. Two seconds of listening to the “correct” one and I knew that definitely WASN’T for me. Only a Doofus could attach the wrong message twice 🤣
I def wouldn’t mind getting the wrong message from justa or AmberL
 
Sent a message to a guy on here and his wife responded. Apparently he had emailed me earlier in the day and told me he had been caught and she was monitoring his account. Fortunately it was a hi, what's up message.
 
It might be later tonight. Who knows? I’m binge watching The Sandman and drinking my way through a liter of Woodford Reserve.
 
I had another one today. Somebody was bullying my friend. She ran him off on her own. I took offense to that. That’s my job! By the time she told me, he was long gone. I decided (with her permission) that if I couldn’t be her hero, I would bully her myself. She knew it was a joke, but I was the most hated person on lit for a minute.
 
I had another one today. Somebody was bullying my friend. She ran him off on her own. I took offense to that. That’s my job! By the time she told me, he was long gone. I decided (with her permission) that if I couldn’t be her hero, I would bully her myself. She knew it was a joke, but I was the most hated person on lit for a minute.
I don't know what happened exactly but I am armed and ready 0.0!
 
Most recently it was as I was listening to an audio from MedicalMuse and thought she said "I've been sick and talking to rhinos." It took a second to realize she said "talking through my nose." It was funny, but I felt silly.
 
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