What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

Some dude said I needed to get help since I was bi...........called me a perv, etc.
I would have told him that yes, I do need help to relieve my intense erection and horniness, and would he be willing to help me by wrapping his mouth around my hard 6 inches and sucking for all he’s worth until I cum down his throat!!
 
I’ve had a few hilarious whoring fails as @Trekka has dubbed them, but they amuse me more than anything else.

I’m almost never embarrassed, but there was one time about a year ago. My finger slipped while we were filthy Skype messaging and it turned into a video call that I was absolutely not ready for. I felt rude hanging up so I tilted the camera up and his view was the top of my head and the ceiling. Super erotic, right? Of course the whole incident made my orgasm very shy and he was unexpectedly interrupted before I finished. I then Googled to see if I could just restrict all Skype calls until I manually enabled them again 😆

Within an hour I was laughing about the whole thing. That was on like day three of knowing each other and we’re still friends. Might as well get the awkward out of the way up front.

Sending a pic of my butthole to someone as a Christmas gift.

Also the most romantic thing I’ve ever done. 🌹🌹🌹
The best part is I can’t tell at all if you’re serious or kidding, but now I know I should never click on one of your links around the holidays 😝
 
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Oh. We’re bringing Skype into this? Just ask poor @AmberLGreen how many times I’ve butt dialed her! She’s kinda gotten used to it at this point. I once told her “I’m glad I usually pocket dial you, you already know I’m an idiot.”
Her response “I’m sure all your friends know you’re an idiot.” 🤣
I got pocked dialed many moons ago by my boyfriend at the time, while he was having a first date with a woman. I called it my "lucky" call. lol
 
Well... ummm... I called someone the wrong name once and he let me for like..weeks then corrected me.
I'm very bad with names in general, unless I talk with you often. Plus, some names sound so similar to me and I tend to mix them, like; Jason, Justin, James, or Giulio, Giuliano in Italian. lol

I wonder though, how many here have received a msg that wasn't meant for them, like while chatting with the person? And I wonder what's the percentage between men and women? 🤔
 
Carrying on as though I were something of importance.
I can relate to this. Fortunately, it didn't last for long.
I am curious, in hindsight, did you have any feeling, sense that something was off?
 
I can relate to this. Fortunately, it didn't last for long.
I am curious, in hindsight, did you have any feeling, sense that something was off?
No. Not really. I more or less took stock of how prevalent it seems to be for everyone else and took a step back.
 
No. Not really. I more or less took stock of how prevalent it seems to be for everyone else and took a step back.
This leads to other questions. But it might be a bit too nosy on my part.
Not my intention but maybe this isn't the place. Nonetheless, thank you for you candid answer.:)
 
I'm very bad with names in general, unless I talk with you often. Plus, some names sound so similar to me and I tend to mix them, like; Jason, Justin, James, or Giulio, Giuliano in Italian. lol

I wonder though, how many here have received a msg that wasn't meant for them, like while chatting with the person? And I wonder what's the percentage between men and women? 🤔
So you didn’t mean to DM me? 😳😂
 
I'm very bad with names in general, unless I talk with you often. Plus, some names sound so similar to me and I tend to mix them, like; Jason, Justin, James, or Giulio, Giuliano in Italian. lol

I wonder though, how many here have received a msg that wasn't meant for them, like while chatting with the person? And I wonder what's the percentage between men and women? 🤔
I did! It was an audio and he wasn't very happy when I pointed it out to him. Usually, it just would have been funny, but he was "you're the only one I'm talking to"...and continued with the lie. 😂
 
I did! It was an audio and he wasn't very happy when I pointed it out to him. Usually, it just would have been funny, but he was "you're the only one I'm talking to"...and continued with the lie. 😂
Ah yes, the "you're the only one I'm talking to" bullcrap never gets old. lol
Besides, Idk what am I supposed to do with that info? You want a cookie or smth?
 
IMing someone who I had never talked to before only to find out we had chatted several years earlier. I was so embarrassed. Luckily for me she was completely gracious and we have had several pleasant chats since.
 
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