💔Lavender's Lit-lationship Break-up Timetable💔

[lavendersilk]

Lavender's Lit-lationship Break-up Timetable

Hello there. If you have stumbled upon my new thread, it wasn't by accident. You belong here. I can help you get through this.

Get you a snack, beverage and find a cozy spot to sit. I want you to be as comfortable as possible.

Lets get three important things out of the way...

Number 1: You are enough.

Number 2: You will get through this in time.

Number 3: We have all been there and we can help each other.


How soon is now?

When will I finally be free of this pain? How can I speed up the process? The truth is, you can't. And despite the title of this thread, there isn't an exact amount of time. However, I do have a simple timetable that I have come up with that may be of use to you. It isn't an exact science, but if it helps you to see a light at the end of that dark tunnel I've done my job.

Before I share that timetable with you I would like you to close your eyes and envision what you want to happen at the end of this emotional journey.

Can you feel that happiness? Is it within your grasp or is it too far away?

Try to remember how you felt before you got into the relationship. When you were a little bit younger, a little bit naive perhaps, maybe there was a slight spring in your step. Did you laugh easily and smile often?

Hold onto that feeling for a few seconds...



Now you have a goal. You want to get back to that person. I have something to tell you. You will never be that person again. I know that sounds a bit maudlin, but it is a good thing. You will be happy again. You will even get back on that proverbial Lit-lationship horse. But guess what else? You will be:

1: STRONGER.
2: WISER.
3: BETTER



Are you still with me? Good. Alright. Here is my timetable. It has worked for me in the past. I hope it works for you too.

I've broken it down into four simple categories:


DAYS:
For every day you were in the relationship, it will take you an hour to move on.

WEEKS:
For every  week you were in the relationship, it will take you a  day to move on.

MONTHS:
For every  month you were in the relationship, it will take you a  week to move on.

YEARS:
For every  year you were in the relationship, it will take you a  month to move on.



I encourage you to share what you feel comfortable sharing. Comment about how you got over your break-up. Commiserate with your fellow Litster.

Let's help each other get through this. We can do it.

TOGETHER!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I adore you @lavendersilk !

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I adore you @lavendersilk !

+10 for the Descendants reference

 

[MindYaBitness]

I look at it as a musical continuum. How long does it take you to go through the stages of grief and switch up your play list:

Phase 1: Damn this feels good, though I know it's probably not healthy, as sung by Bill Wither in Use Me Up

Phase 2: Limerance, where you're in the thick of it and can't see the cliff you're about to fall off, as perfectly described by Gracie Ambrams in Risk

Phase 3: For reconciling everything in your own mind but not quite over it yet, we have the immortal Queen and Break Free

Phase 4: WTF, I'm so over this and feels amazing, as perfectly demonstrated in Sabrina Carpenter's Feather

change your playlist, change your life

 

[dawn_of_night]

I found this floofy friend... And he seemed to be cuddly... Also I like this place, on accident but I might stay awhile... Especially if I can yarn here....

 

[Apisto42]

Lavender's Lit-lationship Break-up Timetable

Hello there. If you have stumbled upon my new thread, it wasn't by accident. You belong here. I can help you get through this.

I totally stumbled on this thread by accident. It was a suggested thread under @crazychemgirl advice thread. So I clicked on it because you’re good people.

My wife always says the best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.

Carry on.

 

[lavendersilk]

I totally stumbled on this thread by accident. It was a suggested thread under @crazychemgirl advice thread. So I clicked on it because you’re good people.

Thank you.

My wife always says the best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.

Carry on.

That's one way. Or, get on top/under a girl. Or adopt a pet. The possibilities are endless...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Going down on a girl worked for me....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lavender's Lit-lationship Break-up Timetable

Hello there. If you have stumbled upon my new thread, it wasn't by accident. You belong here. I can help you get through this.

Get you a snack, beverage and find a cozy spot to sit. I want you to be as comfortable as possible.

Lets get three important things out of the way...

Number 1: You are enough.

Number 2: You will get through this in time.

Number 3: We have all been there and we can help each other.


How soon is now?

When will I finally be free of this pain? How can I speed up the process? The truth is, you can't. And despite the title of this thread, there isn't an exact amount of time. However, I do have a simple timetable that I have come up with that may be of use to you. It isn't an exact science, but if it helps you to see a light at the end of that dark tunnel I've done my job.

Before I share that timetable with you I would like you to close your eyes and envision what you want to happen at the end of this emotional journey.

Can you feel that happiness? Is it within your grasp or is it too far away?

Try to remember how you felt before you got into the relationship. When you were a little bit younger, a little bit naive perhaps, maybe there was a slight spring in your step. Did you laugh easily and smile often?

Hold onto that feeling for a few seconds...



Now you have a goal. You want to get back to that person. I have something to tell you. You will never be that person again. I know that sounds a bit maudlin, but it is a good thing. You will be happy again. You will even get back on that proverbial Lit-lationship horse. But guess what else? You will be:

1: STRONGER.
2: WISER.
3: BETTER



Are you still with me? Good. Alright. Here is my timetable. It has worked for me in the past. I hope it works for you too.

I've broken it down into four simple categories:


DAYS:
For every day you were in the relationship, it will take you an hour to move on.

WEEKS:
For every  week you were in the relationship, it will take you a  day to move on.

MONTHS:
For every  month you were in the relationship, it will take you a  week to move on.

YEARS:
For every  year you were in the relationship, it will take you a  month to move on.



I encourage you to share what you feel comfortable sharing. Comment about how you got over your break-up. Commiserate with your fellow Litster.

Let's help each other get through this. We can do it.

TOGETHER!

What's the timeline if you've only known each other for a few months but you're instant soul mates? Never break up with me

 

[lavendersilk]

What's the timeline if you've only known each other for a few months but you're instant soul mates? Never break up with me

 

[Apisto42]

Thank you.

That's one way. Or, get on top/under a girl. Or adopt a pet. The possibilities are endless...

Please insert the appropriate pronoun for yourself.

Don’t do that with your pet. That’s just gross.

Going down on a girl worked for me....

see above

What's the timeline if you've only known each other for a few months but you're instant soul mates? Never break up with me

Ah, sorry I haven’t been around as much darling.

 

[lavendersilk]

Please insert the appropriate pronoun for yourself.

Don’t do that with your pet. That’s just gross.

Heavens no! Do not do that *with* a pet. I meant sex isn't always the answer.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Heavens no! Do not do that *with* a pet. I meant sex isn't always the answer.

It's not the wrong answer.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[MindYaBitness]

Heavens no! Do not do that *with* a pet. I meant sex isn't always the answer.

Correct, boobs are the correct answer to any and every question & situation

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Correct, boobs are the correct answer to any and every question & situation

They've caused and solve many of my problems

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ah, sorry I haven’t been around as much darling.

Don't worry, I've been watching you through the plantar all this time

 

[Bry1313]

Don't worry, I've been watching you through the plantar all this time

You have a palantir? This you?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You have a palantir? This you?

did you ever play shadow of war? the amount of times they said palantir in that game...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lavender's Lit-lationship Break-up Timetable


Are you still with me? Good. Alright. Here is my timetable. It has worked for me in the past. I hope it works for you too.

I've broken it down into four simple categories:


DAYS:
For every day you were in the relationship, it will take you an hour to move on.

WEEKS:
For every  week you were in the relationship, it will take you a  day to move on.

MONTHS:
For every  month you were in the relationship, it will take you a  week to move on.

YEARS:
For every  year you were in the relationship, it will take you a  month to move on.

Not for the first time in my life, I have failed the math portion. Is there a Remedial Lit-Breakup for Dummies class I can take?

 

[lavendersilk]

Not for the first time in my life, I have failed the math portion. Is there a Remedial Lit-Breakup for Dummies class I can take?

Yes. It's one-on-one, private lessons. I'll give you the address...

 

[Grant55]

 

[Coyote100]

This is all very depressing if you are in the midst of a Lit romance that is never going to end.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is all very depressing if you are in the midst of a Lit romance that is never going to end.

Well, if your lit romance is never ending, I think you might be in the wrong thread...
Just saying...

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is all very depressing if you are in the midst of a Lit romance that is never going to end.

Agreed, all romances here are destined to live forever