πŸ†β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ† Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang πŸ†β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ†

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My fellow pervs,

Our dear friend @SassySheDevil is not feeling very well at the moment.

She got herself checked into the hospital.
Likely, for general hotness and hussyhood, test results pending.

Meanwhile, I've been in touch with her, and asking the usual questions all of us pervs ask during times of duress like these:

Can she listen to audios?
Does she have wifi?
Is she in a private room and can I send her smut?

YES.

But, no, she doesn't have access to Lit.
Yet.
I know. It's tragic. She will soon.
When she finally gets to fire up that laptop, let's all lift her spirits, eh?

I know what you're all thinking...

"What can I do?"
"How can I help?"
"What does she need?"

I'm so glad you all asked.
The answer is simple:
Sassy wants Get Well Wang.
Baloney Ponies.
Bonations, if you will.
Cocktributions.

I know we are a wily bunch and sometimes we don't all agree. But I know we are also a supportive bunch, and this girlie could use some pervy TLC.

Anyone who wants to leave a cocktribution here in this thread, please do. IT'S FOR HER HEALTH! 🩺 :heart: 😁

πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† DICKNATIONS FOR SASSY! πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†


Also, feel free to blow up her inbox. She has given me the all clear: she wants to get out of the hospital and come home to an inbox fulla schlong! Let's not let her down. Let's fill that box full of uplifting ahem attention.

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And PS: If anyone would like to send her an email, which she can access from her phone in hospital, PM me for the addy. Nudes recommended but not required. <3
 
Oh damn well tell her to get better soon and while she is there to try and grab some decent drugs to send me.
 
Sassy:
Hey kid, you have cheered me up more times than you know. After my recent stay in Hospital I learned a few things:

1. Do not order the turkey (dry as dust). Or the scrambled eggs (drier than the turkey)

2. The gown is backless. having delighted in your pics over my time here, my advise is "WORK IT!"

3. If you patiently wait for the preferred hot nurse to be "on" for the sponge bath, he or she will turn the job over to someone else who owes them a favour.

4. Enjoy the free drugs, but remember, you can't program your hydromorphone hallucinations. I am still waiting for Catherine Zeta-Jones and Julia Roberts to show up.

5. If someone catches you cruising Lit and asks what you are doing, tell them proudly that your friends have sent you their naughty bits as a get well greeting

Undercover dick
 
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Get well soon Sassy.


Maybe the ladies can just forward their collection of unsolicited dick pics to Sassy. πŸ˜‰. Just trying to be helpful.
 
Aww, Sassy, sorry I don't have dick, but I can flash you a smile and a hug!!
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I love ya, girl, please get better soon!!
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I hope you are home and feeling better soon :heart:

Sassy:
Hey kid, you have cheered me up more times than you know. After my recent stay in Hospital I learned a few things:
I can't help but notice that @hotoldrguy and I together are 136 years old. maybe four 34-year-olds could GIVE THE LADY SOME DICK PICS!

Gentlemen, drop your socks and grab your cocks!
 
Sassy, I'm sorry to hear you're under the weather. I'll send you a get-well boner soon, but for now, I just hope you'll be OK and you'll be back with your fellow degenerates soon! πŸ™‚β€οΈ
 
P.s.β€”I inserted my cock in Sassy’s box. I hope she enjoyed it as much as I did.
I also hope she understands that my dick doubles as a thermometer (oral or anal) 😜
AND, semen contains a good deal of Zinc (an antioxidant).
Balls also serve as a nice chin warmer in case the hospital is too cold.
If, on the other hand, the hospital is too hot, a helicoptering dick can provide a nice breeze to cool her off.

Just some Get Well thoughts. ❀️
 
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