Happy Birthday CrazyChemGirl! πŸŽ‚πŸŽπŸ₯³πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ₯‚

Happiest of birthdays.

You are my friend, my confidant, my confessor, and I honestly love you more than I could put into words. Yes, even me. I enjoy making you crazy as well, because that is us.

So I wish you the happiest of days, the most boobs (and friendly vag) in your box, a little bloodshed, and anything else your sick little heart desires. You deserve the best.

(And no boner lava.)
 
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