Most embarrassing moment

[gogogirl79]

Yeah, so not sure if this has been posted, but what has been one of your most embarrassing moments either sexually or any other moment.

Doing this, I hope people will just have fun with it. No judgement, just let lose!

I've had a few but the one that stands out to me the most .....

I was in middle school and in gym class and I am not sure what was going on withy stomach, but we were all sitting on the floor. ( You do know gyms echo and are loud?) Anyway, I passed a toot and acted as if someone else did it. It was pretty loud and I know I turned fifty shades of red but I am thankful that none of my friends approaches me about it .

Anyway then the other was mistakenly approaching someone for somebody else. Mind you, it was from the backside. When they turned around they asked if they could help me and I was just like "no, I'm just looking around" then found my person lol

 

[MrETnman]

Wife and I had been out drinking and played around some and had taken her panties off. We went to eat and valet parked the car and when the attendant opened her door he got a very nice view of her before we realized

 

[Sgts19]

Getting caught in a 69 with my HS girlfriend in her parents bed by her sister. No it didn't turn into a Lit story about her joining us.

 

[Not Normal]

In college, my GF had a waitress job and often worked the closing shift on weekends. I'd pick her up around 2 AM, and we'd usually stay at her apartment. One time, I was pretty worn out and we were starting to fool around, and I fell asleep with my face in her neck and my hand on her breast. She moved, and I got startled and kind of jumped and made a noise.

She was not happy with me...

 

[Mugwump6636]

Husband and I attended a swinger house party. I was in one of the play rooms in a 3some, 2 guys when someone came in. I looked up and it was my sister, her husband and another couple. Nothing I could do and the guy behind me wasn't stopping. No, we did not play together even though her husband was trying to get us to.

 

[neon_noodle]

Husband and I attended a swinger house party. I was in one of the play rooms in a 3some, 2 guys when someone came in. I looked up and it was my sister, her husband and another couple. Nothing I could do and the guy behind me wasn't stopping. No, we did not play together even though her husband was trying to get us to.

Ha, could have been worse:

"Uhh, hi Mom."

 

[Notimeforthisnow]

One time ,many years ago, when i started going to my wife parents home, i was heading to the kitchen to grab a beer for me and my fil. My ( then) gf was cutting some veggies for dinner and after i saw her great ass inside some stretched yoga pants i couldnt resist to get my hands all over her. I gave it a proper grab and pushed myself against her.
It was her mother, not her.
My face was red for hours and i must have apologized 1M times that evening while the 3 of them made fun of me.

Yes, was totaly worth it

 

[raceryz]

Husband and I attended a swinger house party. I was in one of the play rooms in a 3some, 2 guys when someone came in. I looked up and it was my sister, her husband and another couple. Nothing I could do and the guy behind me wasn't stopping. No, we did not play together even though her husband was trying to get us to.

Not awkward at all

 

[easyoff]

Not awkward at all

My sister would have joined in

 

[Mu5tang]

My wife and I, paid to go up a lighthouse. No one was there but us. After we looked around and took pictures, on the way back down, I bent her over the hand rail of the steps and pounded her hard for a good 15mins before we heard the door open at the bottom. We collected ourselves and made our way back down, passing a group going up. Once in the souvenir shop, and older gentleman employee walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder. He softly said, "Don't do that again." I played it off with a puzzled look, "excuse me"? He winked and smiled, "You know we have cameras up there.... don't do that again." And walked away. I didn't tell my wife.

 

[Sgts19]

My HS girlfriends sister walked in on us in a 69 on her parents bed

Campus police caught my jerking off watching my ex girlfriend...mid cum

 

[Dreamer110]

My wife and I, paid to go up a lighthouse. No one was there but us. After we looked around and took pictures, on the way back down, I bent her over the hand rail of the steps and pounded her hard for a good 15mins before we heard the door open at the bottom. We collected ourselves and made our way back down, passing a group going up. Once in the souvenir shop, and older gentleman employee walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder. He softly said, "Don't do that again." I played it off with a puzzled look, "excuse me"? He winked and smiled, "You know we have cameras up there.... don't do that again." And walked away. I didn't tell my wife.

I definitely would've told my wife.

 

[Mu5tang]

I eventually did, but it long after. I was afraid she would not be so spontaneous after that.

 

[Dreamer110]

I eventually did, but it long after. I was afraid she would not be so spontaneous after that.

For me seeing my wife's face when I told her would be worth it.

 

[Mu5tang]

She worried if it was recorded and also wondered how much the guy watched us. I looked for cameras and didnt see any I thought would see us. Whoops

 

[Dreamer110]

She worried if it was recorded and also wondered how much the guy watched us. I looked for cameras and didnt see any I thought would see us. Whoops

Lol. If the guy was smart he recorded it. My wife probably would've liked it.

 

[gtnlynn]

I was a virgin on our wedding night, and my wife was quite experienced. I only lasted about 30 seconds the first time we had sex. I got a lot better as the night progressed, but that first time was embarrassing.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Choking on a huge mess of sperm so badly that I wet myself. The guy left me the next day and stole my favourite frying pan and my most expensive corset for his other girlfriend to wear. The following week I got sent photos of her doing it right. It broke my heart.

 

[Melodi24]

I was really into giving my husband a bj and he tried to touch himself. I moved his hand away and it must have really excited him because without warning, he shot it right in my mouth. I wasn't expecting it and spit it right back out onto his stomach! Now I don't mind but that was my first time experiencing that.

 

[Handydan]

I definitely would've told my wife.

Me too.

 

[Dreamer110]

Me too.

She would've made me find another spot quickly.

 

[liqueur]

Choking on a huge mess of sperm so badly that I wet myself. The guy left me the next day and stole my favourite frying pan and my most expensive corset for his other girlfriend to wear. The following week I got sent photos of her doing it right. It broke my heart.

Jee-buss! What an asshole. And the frying pan on top of that! Some guys, there is no low too low to go!

 

[Easyvirtue]

I’m fully engulfed in my crossdressing persona. Dated a girl and we smoked a lot of pot, figured we were high as shit and so I went to my room changed into my fav bra and panties. Came out in a robe, walked up to her kissed her passionately. She said “time for bed already?”
I backed up and said “no not hardly opened my robe and stood there in my lingerie.
Well she backed up and said, “um that’s not what I want!” I turned and went back to my room and changed and came back and she’s like “don’t ever wear that around me again!”
Well that sucked! LOL

 

[billgladstone]

One time ,many years ago, when i started going to my wife parents home, i was heading to the kitchen to grab a beer for me and my fil. My ( then) gf was cutting some veggies for dinner and after i saw her great ass inside some stretched yoga pants i couldnt resist to get my hands all over her. I gave it a proper grab and pushed myself against her.
It was her mother, not her.
My face was red for hours and i must have apologized 1M times that evening while the 3 of them made fun of me.

Yes, was totaly worth it

Love the play. "Gee, mom, I thought you were Suzie. Honest."

 

[liqueur]

One time ,many years ago, when i started going to my wife parents home, i was heading to the kitchen to grab a beer for me and my fil. My ( then) gf was cutting some veggies for dinner and after i saw her great ass inside some stretched yoga pants i couldnt resist to get my hands all over her. I gave it a proper grab and pushed myself against her.
It was her mother, not her.
My face was red for hours and i must have apologized 1M times that evening while the 3 of them made fun of me.

That one truly takes the blue ribbon!