Most embarrassing moment

[xXxplorher]

And then... it was so very embarassing, my ankle gave out and I stumbled. Hasnt been the same since.

 

[Wonderer67]

This is not really embarrassing, but definitely a bit of a mishap.

Several years ago my wife and I had a mutual masturbation session before bedtime. She was using her hitachi magic wand and she handed it to me and I just put it in the lower drawer of the nightstand without fully putting it away.

Fast forward to a couple of hours later, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I accidentally kicked the lower drawer of the nightstand getting back into bed and heard a loud BUUUUUUUZZZZZ!

It scared the living shit out of me, and my wife too. Woke her out of a dead sleep.

What happened was I kicked the lower drawer which turned on her Hitachi vibrator.

It took me about five or 10 seconds and I figured out what was going on. I had a fit of the giggles, eventually my wife calmed down enough to have a laugh too.

Then insult injury, neither of us could fall back sleep…

It’s not uncommon for us to put it away after a mutual session like this…

https://imgur.com/a/4607crS

 

[liqueur]

Simply , I became very popular with her cheerleading squad.

C'mon, don't be a tease. Give us the hole story. All the details. Whether they put your mouth to any other uses... How many of the kids in her school eventually found out... Whether any of their boyfriends tried you out... Whatever. All of it. (please?)

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Could be today

 

[HurricaneHazel]

Probably when some guys I was with at a clothing optional beach pulled my bikini off. They kinda knew I was okay with it because we had been teasing each other a bunch but then they kept sorta forcing me a bit further into the pavilion on the edge of town which was quite public for the middle of the day. Definitely in the top three most embarassing moments for me! Caught a few people taking pictures which I don't like but there wasn't much I could do about

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Caught a few people taking pictures which I don't like but there wasn't much I could do about

If you were at a clothing optional beach this behaviour is pretty disgraceful.

I actually don't have a single nude of my wife.

 

[HurricaneHazel]

If you were at a clothing optional beach this behaviour is pretty disgraceful.

I actually don't have a single nude of my wife.

Well, I was more like in town at that point. I think I might have actually been the one breaking the rules. It was just before the beach though.

 

[TonyF862]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas….

No? Wait? That wasn’t me….

 

[Oshkosh60]

Probably not the most embarrassing.... but a lesson well learned. My fiancee and I were dong the deed at a retreat where there was another couple there wo had never seen each other naked much less had they had sex. We were in the middle of things when suddenly one of us made a joke about what the other couple ws dong in their room. I don't remember the comment but I remembered we go to laughing so hard..... I lost my erection and we had to stop and recoup for a bit. After that I avoided making jokes while fucking.

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Probably not the most embarrassing.... but a lesson well learned. My fiancee and I were dong the deed at a retreat where there was another couple there wo had never seen each other naked much less had they had sex. We were in the middle of things when suddenly one of us made a joke about what the other couple ws dong in their room. I don't remember the comment but I remembered we go to laughing so hard..... I lost my erection and we had to stop and recoup for a bit. After that I avoided making jokes while fucking.

The lack of jokes and emotional connection is what porn lacks to make it interesting.

You had to take a moment and have a laugh, but you remember it.

 

[MNGuy]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

 

[paulboulder]

Got busy with my girlfriend in the bathroom at a friend's house party...then my friend (the host) walked in on us. Ooops, didn't lock the door....

My friend (the host) teased me forever after that...every time I saw her after that...

Pretty mild compared to some of the experiences listed here, I know...

 

[cuck72]

My wife caught me MORE THEN ONCE! masturbating with her dirty panties in hand. YES! sniffing her panties jacking my hard little 4" pee, pee.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

How'd the conversation, with the GF and/or mom, go after that?

 

[BDA73]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

And then???

 

[liqueur]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

She should have made you lick it off.

 

[MNGuy]

After I spewed on the girlfriend's mom, I yanked up my pants and took off, with the girlfriend's mom in hot pursuit letting fly profanities that would make a sailor proud. I got in my car and peeled out of there. I was person non grata at her house for the rest of our relationship. Whenever I picked up Tammy to go on a date, she would have to come out to my car. Her mom wanted her to break up with me after that. That went on for about a year until we broke up.

 

[TonyF862]

After I spewed on the girlfriend's mom, I yanked up my pants and took off, with the girlfriend's mom in hot pursuit letting fly profanities that would make a sailor proud. I got in my car and peeled out of there. I was person non grata at her house for the rest of our relationship. Whenever I picked up Tammy to go on a date, she would have to come out to my car. Her mom wanted her to break up with me after that. That went on for about a year until we broke up.

Sounds to me her mom was jealous!!