This is the answer, now what's the question?

[Penuche]

I was not drunk.

What's the difference between you and the most revolting drink in this bar?

Ice.

 

[numeniusa]

What's the difference between you and the most revolting drink in this bar?

Ice.

Jeez, that felt cold. What was that?

It's not actually mine.

 

[hotcpu]

Jeez, that felt cold. What was that?

It's not actually mine.

What is the large vibrating dildo laying on your bed?

Handcuffs

 

[Hornblende]

Handcuffs

What did you say? You've got hiccups? Speak up!

A remote controlled vibrator.

 

[ydahecnot]

What do the women of Lit buy in bulk?

Ouch...mmm

 

[Penuche]

Ouch...mmm

What do you think of wax play?

Fishfingers in custard.

 

[LWulf]

Fishfingers in custard.

What's odder than fish toes in applesauce?

Peek freens

 

[MichaelinChina]

What's odder than fish toes in applesauce?

Peek freens

What is the biscuit brand that I haven't seen in 40 years and I often ate as a child?

A Monkey Puzzle tree.

 

[Maraquerida]

A Monkey Puzzle tree.

What's that weird thing in the front garden?

One of the neighbours.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What's that weird thing in the front garden?

One of the neighbours.

Who is that always looking in the window while we have sex?

I have no idea!

 

[LWulf]

I have no idea!

Do you have any deer without eyes?

Windtossed

 

[MichaelinChina]

Do you have any deer without eyes?
LOL

Windtossed

How would you describe your hair?

Dog food

 

[LWulf]

Dog food

How would you describe your hair?

Like a messy plate of spaghetti.

 

[MichaelinChina]

How would you describe your hair?

Like a messy plate of spaghetti.

dog food is a description of my hair? lol


What do you think of my new abstract painting?


She ought to be put down!

 

[LWulf]

Yeah, It's called a running gag. I was wondering how long we might keep it going... it didn't.

She ought to be put down!

Where should the hooker be on the bed?

edit: Wagging tonsils

^--see it's right there

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yeah, It's called a running gag. I was wondering how long we might keep it going... it didn't.



Where should the hooker be on the bed?

and where is your answer for me to ask the question?

 

[FelicityJohns]

Let's set the train back on the track?

She never walks a straight line.

 

[numeniusa]

Let's set the train back on the track?

She never walks a straight line.

What do they say about me at the end of a good night out?

Pancakes!

 

[37_ttej]

What do they say about me at the end of a good night out?

Pancakes!

How did I know it was Shrove Tuesday?

It's the new black.

 

[FelicityJohns]

How did I know it was Shrove Tuesday?

It's the new black.

why are you wearing polka dots?

I can't find it.

 

[Hornblende]

why are you wearing polka dots?

I can't find it.

Does anyone know where the clitoris lives?

Every day and twice a day at weekends

 

[37_ttej]

Does anyone know where the clitoris lives?

Every day and twice a day at weekends

How often do Hornblende and Numi ...

... eat breakfast?

The Larch

 

[FelicityJohns]

How often do Hornblende and Numi ...

... eat breakfast?

The Larch

Where DOES the clitoris live?

That sounds like an oboe.

 

[numeniusa]

Where DOES the clitoris live?

That sounds like an oboe.

Do you think that's a bassoon?

Ground black pepper

 

[LWulf]

Ground black pepper

What should you put in your eyes for an allergy?

The bossa nova