I Am Your Genie: Answer the Question, Make a Wish, and Watch it Go Wrong!

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Granted.

Your roses are hailed as the best examples, with such fine and fragrant blooms that they attract the laudations of gardeners and florists. In addition to the vast sums of money offered for cuttings, constant requests for advice on how to grow such wonderful roses that mail trucks arrive in multiples on your doorstep.

I wish I could develop a show for Netflix

Granted.

Your show becomes a #3 hit but with great power comes great responsibility, and you abuse it and end up sharing a cell with the Tiger King himself for your nefarious actions during and after said show.

I wish I could retire tomorrow.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You retire tomorrow, knowing that your investments will see you through life without financial burden, unfortunately the stock market crashes so badly that it fully collapses and your accumulated wealth is wiped out to nothing. You spend your retirement joining massive queues each day in the hope of getting something to eat to survive

I wish car tyres did not go flat

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Car tyres are now made so well that they never go flat. Unfortunately the same can't be said of the windows which keep getting chips in them and need replacing every year. There is also a strange rattle in your car but you can't figure out where it's coming from and neither can the car mechanics.

I wish I had space for a dishwasher in my kitchen.

 

[MrPimms]

Granted.

Your kitchen now has a dishwasher, it’s beautiful and shines so bright it is dazzling! Being such a large appliance, its water usage comes with a unique system to limit water use by refining the jets to pressure washer standards. One day, you set it high and water jets penetrate the metal and flood your kitchen.

Shares in Tide start to climb!

I wish my washing machine was efficient

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You have the most efficient washing machine in the world, quick and clean. You brag about it and none of your friends, family, neighbors believe you until they see it first hand As your washing is already done you end up having to so all their washing to prove your point. Word gets out and soon you have people you don't even know rocking up to your house asking you to do their washing. You are too good natured to say no even as queues start to form at your door.

I wish it were easier to wake up in the mornings

 

[Man4mystery]

Granted we now have beerds

I wish all my former lovers melded into one

 

[Pad_Foot]

The monster you requested is at the door
It might not be able to fit though with multiple heads and legs

I wish I could go back in time to occupy my same exact body with all my current knowledge to relive some important moments when I turned down sexual adventures

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Granted, you are sent back in time to your first day as a newborn. Suckling on your mummas boobs, you realise how good they actually are, and thinking why give up on a good thing, end up not bothering with your memories of turned down adventures. You breastfeed well into your 40s much to the confusion of all of your family and friends.

I wish the world didn't rely on stupid phone apps to do everything these days