How NOT to Get Lit Laid- A Parody Thread

[kreemi_pi]

Start saying racist stuff before asking if i'm into race play (i'm not...sorry guys )

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh i like this thread

 

[kreemi_pi]

"Female?"

 

[kreemi_pi]

Walk up to attractive women while wanking your cock.

I really hope you didn't learn that the "hard" way

 

[Apisto42]

Lead with "a/s/l?"

My reply would be “are you having a stroke?” Cause I have no idea what that means.

Of course asking if they’re stroking out might be misconstrued…

 

[pmichael]

Be nice, open and straightforward. Been working for me these past few years.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hang testicles from the hitch on your pickup

 

[kreemi_pi]

My reply would be “are you having a stroke?” Cause I have no idea what that means.

Of course asking if they’re stroking out might be misconstrued…

Age/sex/location

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hang testicles from the hitch on your pickup

You mean the fake ones, or your own

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You mean the fake ones, or your own

Fake ones go on the hitch. Real ones hang from the rear view mirror

 

[SimonSex]

Fly the Stars and Bars behind your pickup truck with a lift kit, have facial hair that looks like pubic hair and walk like you got something going on, even though you know you’re hung like a light switch.