I Am Your Genie: Answer the Question, Make a Wish, and Watch it Go Wrong!

[Bunny4Wolf]

(I love this game )

They do but now there's a bee the size of a pigeon stuck in your house.

I wish I didn't need to learn how to drive.

 

[Zoeread]

Granted, now you have to spend millions in Uber

I wish I could jump into any adult comic books and be part of the story however I wanted to be.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Granted but now you're trapped in one comic book forever and forced to replay the story over and over.

I wish I could do magic spells

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You can do magic spells, you just haven't found the right wand yet. You wander frantically through the country trying to find your wand, picking up every stick you see and chanting spells, until the little men in their clean white coats come to take you away haha, and you end up in an insane asylum.

I wish that the person who responds to my wish doesn't make my wish 'go wrong'.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

I try to grant your wish correctly but the thread forces me to make it go wrong.

I wish I could go through a portal to visit my parents so I don't have to take the train every time.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Portals are funny things, the one you have now entered to successfully visit your parents several times has malfunctioned. You enter it and end up on a one way trip to a planet where sex is outlawed and you end up becoming a slave whose purpose is to pick up the strange planets inhabitants foul dung after you wipe their asses and walk miles to dump it away from where they live.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish, I am truly fearing the repercussions...

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Oops, think I destroyed the thread with that one...

 

[awired50]

I wish for a good breakfast.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Your breakfast is the tastiest and freshest you have ever had, unfortunately one of the ingredients disagrees with you and you spend the remainder of the day head over toilet vomiting far after there is nothing left to vomit.

I wish pigs could fly

 

[BDA73]

Your pet instantly turns into a flying Pic who flies over your head and drops a load of shit all over your face

I wish for a my wife to become a slut

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Your wife becomes a slut and decides she enjoys larger cocks than yours and that yours is no longer useful to her. She places you in chastity, throws away the key and fills the keyhole with super glue so you can never have sex again.

I wish things didn't cost as much as they do

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Things are now really cheap now but the quality has gone down now too so any items fall apart/don't work and food is awful.

I wish my sinuses wouldn't block up whenever it rains.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Things are now really cheap now but the quality has gone down now too so any items fall apart/don't work and food is awful.

I wish my sinuses wouldn't block up whenever it rains.

You are forever free of blocked sinuses when it rains for the rest of your life. Unfortunately the flip side of the wish gives you hives as well as sinus any time it is not raining, and your cat (you now have one if you didn't before) just had a nasty smelling diarrhoea shit on that expensive rug you own.

I wish I had a neverending packet of timtams.

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

You have a neverending packet of timtams but you kept eating them non-stop, now your clothes no longer fit and you can't fit through your front door.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You have a neverending packet of timtams but you kept eating them non-stop, now your clothes no longer fit and you can't fit through your front door.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

You don't turn up at work today. Your boss calls you out for chucking a sickie. You lose your job and cannot use it for a reference of your skillset. After getting down to your last few dollars you end up washing windscreens at the traffic lights, only to have some fuckwit accidentally run over your toes. This being your only source of income you have to work in pain for weeks which hinders the recovery of your toes.

I wish Ronald McDonald and the hamburglar would have a main event bout in the boxing ring

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

They do but just before the match starts the ceiling collapses onto the ring so the match has to be cancelled.

I wish I could pause time for as long as I want so I don't have to rush all the time.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Time is paused for the time which you request it to be paused. During that time you are not rushed at all. Unfortunately you are also paused, and when time is unpaised everything is back to normal as if there had been no pause

I wish the North and south poles were switched

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

They are switched but in the process the Earth exploded. The Earth no longer exists but somehow you are the only survivor and now you are just floating around in space.

I wish I lived a forest in a tree house.

 

[MrPimms]

You now live in a treehouse! The tree has such dense foliage that you cannot see out of the wooden windows. The door swells shut in the rain and traps you inside.

I wish to be witty and funny

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

You're now witty and funny but no one has a sense of humor anymore and doesn't understand you. You end up in jail as humor has been outlawed and it is now a crime to be funny.

I wish some little elves would come and clean my flat for me.

 

[MrPimms]

Your flat is now so clean you don’t recognise it, you spend your days reporting to the police and wandering the neighbourhood with Missing posters. You are doomed to spend your days living in a cardboard box.

I wish I could drink milk

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Your mouth I sewn onto a cows udder and you can drink all the milk you want and then some. What a shame you won't be tasting anything else for the rest of your life, which apart from drinking milk, entails being dragged around on the ground by an ever more irate cow. Things get really fun when the bull is introduced to the paddock for mating season.

I wish this thread had 20 plus posts per day

 

[MrPimms]

Granted.

The thread is now filled with so many posts a day that following the thread becomes impossible. It becomes the most popular thread where everyone displays wit and is filled with horny people.

I wish I could think of an original thread

 

[Sexydrana]

Granted but the thread becomes just a meme center full of bots trying to outdo the other bots.

I wish I had a garden full of roses and local native plants to always sit in and enjoy the outdoors with no mosquitoes.

 

[MrPimms]

Granted.

Your roses are hailed as the best examples, with such fine and fragrant blooms that they attract the laudations of gardeners and florists. In addition to the vast sums of money offered for cuttings, constant requests for advice on how to grow such wonderful roses that mail trucks arrive in multiples on your doorstep.

I wish I could develop a show for Netflix