This is the answer, now what's the question?

[DarkSimian]

What is the other name for the Big Bang theory?

Gotterdammerung!

what did the german scream as he fell down the ladder?

penis envy

 

[numeniusa]

what did the german scream as he fell down the ladder?

penis envy

Why is it exactly that men like to pee standing up in lines together?

Inside, of course...

 

[FelicityJohns]

Why is it exactly that men like to pee standing up in lines together?

Inside, of course...

Where do you keep your apples?

I swear it wasn't porn.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Where do you keep your apples?

I swear it wasn't porn.

Why did our computer just crash?


I dunno.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Why did our computer just crash?


I dunno.

Where did that tattoo come from?

That's not a a question I can answer.

 

[ydahecnot]

Do you have a lover?

Gears and dandelions.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Do you have a lover?

Gears and dandelions.

What does it take to make a good dandelion wine?

Well, I just sort of, stuck it in there.

 

[LWulf]

Gears and dandelions.

What do you get when you put a gardening class in the same room as the machine shop class?

Well, I just sort of, stuck it in there.

Why do I have this rake up my butt?

Fast and Loud

 

[FelicityJohns]

What do you get when you put a gardening class in the same room as the machine shop class?



Why do I have this rake up my butt?

Fast and Loud

How do you like your women?

Under the radar.

 

[newbiebabe]

How do you like your women?

Under the radar.

Where I spend a lot of time here on lit?


It's a miracle!

 

[Penuche]

Give me one song by Culture Club.

Bacon

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Give me one song by Culture Club.

Bacon

What's that actor Kevin's last name?


yesterday.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What's that actor Kevin's last name?


yesterday.

When was it that my troubles seemed so far away?

Tomorrow.

 

[merryohmd]

When was it that my troubles seemed so far away?

Tomorrow.

When will I get my money?

tied up

 

[LWulf]

tied up

If the tide isn't down, then where is it?

(yes I know, it's spelled differently)

Poker Chips

 

[numeniusa]

If the tide isn't down, then where is it?

(yes I know, it's spelled differently)

Poker Chips

What's the currency in here these days?

Half a lemon and some sea salt

 

[LWulf]

Half a lemon and some sea salt

How do you properly season a cheese cake?

Tall boy

 

[MichaelinChina]

How do you properly season a cheese cake?

Tall boy

Would you rather dance with a tall boy or a short boy?

It's a living!

 

[Penuche]

It's a living!

Why are you using a leafblower on a windy day?

Shut up and drive.

 

[Hornblende]

Why are you using a leafblower on a windy day?

Shut up and drive.

What should someone have said to George W Bush on the golf course?

Mostly harmless

 

[LWulf]

Mostly harmless

What are most political leaders (as long as they don't shove forth their own agenda)?

snaggle-tooth

 

[Penuche]

snaggle-tooth

What did you have before braces were fitted?

A belt.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What did you have before braces were fitted?

A belt.

What's holding your pants up?

I can't smell a thing!

 

[ydahecnot]

What lie did I tell her when I was orally pleasing her?

That wasn't what I expected

 

[MichaelinChina]

What lie did I tell her when I was orally pleasing her?

That wasn't what I expected

I got you a big bunch of roses.

I was not drunk.