This is the answer, now what's the question?

[ydahecnot]

Who is that shrub trimmer?

Miami in winter

 

[FelicityJohns]

Who is that shrub trimmer?

Miami in winter

Where do you go to see the most black socks and sandals?

There's sand in there.

 

[LWulf]

There's sand in there.

What's in this drink of "sex on the beach?"

Cherries Jubilee

 

[FelicityJohns]

What's in this drink of "sex on the beach?"

Cherries Jubilee

What is that dreck posing as food in that ice cream carton?!


They say he's well-done.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What is that dreck posing as food in that ice cream carton?!


They say he's well-done.

Did he burn himself up completely?


cock pix.

 

[LWulf]

cock pix.

What is the new contagious disease afflicting Women World Wide?

The damn snooze button

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

What is the new contagious disease afflicting Women World Wide?

The damn snooze button

What do most people search for in the morning?

Chocolate cheesecake

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

What do most people search for in the morning?

Chocolate cheesecake

What's the offspring of coca and cream cheese?

Out of this world

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What's the offspring of coca and cream cheese?

Out of this world

It was that good?


Florida sunshine

 

[Hornblende]

It was that good?


Florida sunshine

What's your favourite orange juice called?

Sore lips

 

[Trekka]

What's your favourite orange juice called?

Sore lips

What is a side effect of overly zealous mustache riding?

Fortune cookies

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What is a side effect of overly zealous mustache riding?

Fortune cookies

What the hell are these things? They taste like friggin cardboard!



rug burns

 

[DarkSimian]

What the hell are these things? They taste like friggin cardboard!



rug burns

What did Frankenstein say when he set the carpet on fire?

Narcolepsy

 

[lilydance]

............................

 

[LWulf]

Narcolepsy

Have you noticed sometimes I ju...ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzz?

............................

What does a wall look like after someone uses a machine gun?

Shiny Happy People!

 

[DarkSimian]

Who has no time to cry (happy, happy)?

Hipsters.

what is the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse?

Spermicidal jelly

 

[LWulf]

Spermicidal jelly

Waiter? What type of jelly is this on my toast?

Raccoon!

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

Waiter? What type of jelly is this on my toast?

Raccoon!

What animal is the city in RE2 named after?

Fuck...

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Waiter? What type of jelly is this on my toast?

roflmao!

What animal is the city in RE2 named after?

Fuck...

What do you want to do this weekend?


whipping post.

 

[beachbaby179]

roflmao!



What do you want to do this weekend?


whipping post.

What song makes up one entire side of a live album?

Whipped cream.

 

[DarkSimian]

What song makes up one entire side of a live album?

Whipped cream.

what the cream was after it had been bad?

Johnny Depp

 

[FelicityJohns]

what the cream was after it had been bad?

Johnny Depp

Who is your free pass?

And that's why I can no longer patronize that establishment.

 

[numeniusa]

what the cream was after it had been bad?

Johnny Depp

Who was in Paradis for many years?

Who is your free pass?

And that's why I can no longer patronize that establishment.

Everyone saw me doing it. Everyone

Unusually pink.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who was in Paradis for many years?



Everyone saw me doing it. Everyone

Unusually pink.

what color was my sunburned butt?

spontaneous orgasm

 

[LWulf]

spontaneous orgasm

What is the other name for the Big Bang theory?

Gotterdammerung!