I Am Your Genie: Answer the Question, Make a Wish, and Watch it Go Wrong!

[Jw75766]

Granted! Unfortunately, eventually you go mad living the same day on repeat for thousands of years with no end ever in sight, the lack of unpredictability consumes your sanity leaving you an empty emotionless shell.

I wish that I could heal people just by touching them.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I wish that I could heal people just by touching them.

Granted! Unfortunately, you eventually have to wear a HazMat suit because you can’t stop “healing” every person you even casually touch. Bye-bye Botox, nose jobs, and implants. So long tattoos and piercings.

I wish I could finally start (and finish) writing that book!

 

[Jw75766]

Granted! Unfortunately, every word you write is a mess of jumbled up letters that have to be unscrambled to read.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Granted! Unfortunately, every word you write is a mess of jumbled up letters that have to be unscrambled to read.

I wish I could talk to animals.

So, she's making a word puzzle book? Cool!

You've always had that gift. Talk and talk and talk - they still don't talk back. Unlike children. Anyway...

I wish I could not trip over curbs that are more than 4 inches.

 

[Jw75766]

Granted! Every curb is now 4 inches and you trip over each one!

I wish I could understand women.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted; you now listen so well and are so attentive, you’ve lost the selfish part of your incentive for wanting to understand

I wish I could understand men

 

[MiaBabe23]

Come ohhhnnnn, can’t anyone grant that wish lol?

 

[Apisto42]

Granted; you now listen so well and are so attentive, you’ve lost the selfish part of your incentive for wanting to understand

I wish I could understand men

Granted. You are now a man.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Granted. You are now a man.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted. Lay back and open wide.


I wish I could go on a European vacation.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Granted. Lay back and open wide.


I wish I could go on a European vacation.

Granted but you’ve gone to Albania, a very poor country with no return ticket confirmed

I wish I could a more action packed holiday than my last one.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted, you’ll be unboxing a range of action figures and then carefully placing them back in the packaging

I wish I could speak and understand every language of the world