This is the answer, now what's the question?

[default24]

What is good to eat ANY time of day?

Bourbon

What is Kentucky good at?

Road head

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Road head[/QUOTE]


Why he wrecked his car.

Viking helmet

 

[OnaTangent]

The piercing you dont wanna show your mother....

At least once a day...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Road head

Why he wrecked his car.

Viking helmet[/QUOTE]

What is the most popular brand of condoms in Minnesota?

date night

 

[FelicityJohns]

Why he wrecked his car.

Viking helmet

What is the most popular brand of condoms in Minnesota?

date night[/QUOTE]

What's the special occasion?

It was a deer, dear.

 

[Penuche]

It was a deer, dear.

Darling what smashed the windscreen?

Mash.

 

[emsway]

Darling what smashed the windscreen?

Mash.

What I like my bangers with.


Purple crayons.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What I like my bangers with.


Purple crayons.

Children... what the heck is that melted all over the carpet?!

Sausagefest.

 

[Little_Sister]

Children... what the heck is that melted all over the carpet?!

Sausagefest.

What is comic-con?

Weed wacker.

 

[default24]

What is comic-con?

Weed wacker.

What do you call a stoner without a paramour?

sweaty palms

 

[LWulf]

Weed wacker.

What do you call a person who is high and masturbates all the time?

sweaty palms

what does a palm tree get when it masturbates?

Capa walk, s'alright.

 

[numeniusa]

What do you call a person who is high and masturbates all the time?

what does a palm tree get when it masturbates?

Capa walk, s'alright.

Can you say something I won't understand, please?

About two days

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Can you say something I won't understand, please?

About two days

It takes you how long to get into the mood?


It was worth it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It takes you how long to get into the mood?


It was worth it.

Are you tired?

Right there

 

[DarkSimian]

Are you tired?

Right there

where are my pants?

Spinal Tap

 

[Hornblende]

Spinal Tap

Who performs the best jazz odyssey?

A cucumber

 

[DarkSimian]

Who performs the best jazz odyssey?

A cucumber

what is a woman's best friend?

Oktoberfest

 

[barefootgirl69]

Who performs the best jazz odyssey?

A cucumber

What else do you want on your salad?

Snow boots

 

[Hornblende]

what is a woman's best friend?

Oktoberfest

What comes after SeptemberFest

Beer and sausages

 

[igoliquid]

What comes after SeptemberFest

Beer and sausages

What do you prefer to snack on while receiving a bj?

Paris

 

[numeniusa]

What do you prefer to snack on while receiving a bj?

Paris

Where does all the plaster come from?

Accidentally

 

[emsway]

Where does all the plaster come from?

Accidentally

How did you manage to get your chocolate in my peanut butter?

pickles and a crowbar

 

[sultan_sd]

How did you manage to get your chocolate in my peanut butter?

pickles and a crowbar

What are 2 things a pregnant woman stuck in a bath tub needs?

A 'yield' sign

 

[numeniusa]

What are 2 things a pregnant woman stuck in a bath tub needs?

A 'yield' sign

What do you hold up when you just can't take any more?

Jasmine

 

[sultan_sd]

What do you hold up when you just can't take any more?

Jasmine

What was the name of the stripper I hired?

Palm trees and hotdogs