The Awkward Flirt Thread

[Paligirl]

Your awkwardness is disarming and delightful..LOL

 

[Shenanigans90]

I challenge you to wrap those muscular thighs around my head and see if I can escape.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Him: I run everyday.

Me: No need to run, I’ll let you catch me.

 

[Ingenue844]

My favorite Awkward Crush song

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/EpEJD0e

I definitely visualize a better outcome but slide back into my awkward default mode

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/Gc3uVPz

Always the bridesmaid

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Trubbycat]

Me trying to flirt

 

[RDM97756]

So HR reached out to me today...

I was giving a guy a hard time about work. When you was joking back saying he works I retorted. No youare not you are just back here chatting with the pretty lady.

She did not like hearing that comment. Now I have a harrasment investigation going on.

 

[DarkRaven13]

Me: *looking at random pics of naked men on Lit*

Me: *sends a conversation email and says*: Hi, uhm. Nice picture.

Me: *sends another conversation email and says*: Hi again. Sorry about the last email. But that is a nice picture.

Lit: *sends me an email*: Your account has been banned.

 

[blulilacgrl]

"Wanna come over and Netflix and chill?"

I showed up with snacks and a movie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Wanna come over and Netflix and chill?"

I showed up with snacks and a movie.

*eyebrow wiggle*

How YOU doin?

*eyebrow wiggle* … more *eyebrow wiggle* … oh no.. I can’t stop them!!

*eyebrow wiggle*
*eyebrow wiggle*
*eyebrow wiggle*

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

"So... how long until you get off?"
"...can I join you?"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I like your last name. It is really nice. May I have it?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

 

[AlexBailey]

You'd look so good in my lingerie!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh I enjoyed this way too much. thanks for posting.

You'd look so good in my lingerie!

wiggling my eyebrows at you, then try winking, but wearing fake eyelashes and they get stuck closed.

 

[hotoldrguy]

oh I enjoyed this way too much. thanks for posting.


wiggling my eyebrows at you, then try winking, but wearing fake eyelashes and they get stuck closed.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/27/9c/e4279cfacedc9e16a0a908b8e9572067.gif

 

[DarkRaven13]

Oh my god. Someone sent me this. I actually REALLY like them now after listening to their music....they make me laugh.

However, this has GOT to be the best music vid showing all kinds of awkwardness. I can't pick which line is the cringiest!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’ve go no words for this but cried laughing at this:

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

Oh hey there's ladies posting in here right now! Hi ladies! Doing anything sexually attractive tonight?

 

[DarkRaven13]

I’ve go no words for this but cried laughing at this:

Omg how can they not burst out laughing as they do these? Not only that, the last woman at the end was going towards him.

(On a crazy note, the song sounds soooo good lol.)