The Awkward Flirt Thread

[positiveflirt]

Jeez I remember doing this on a chat room where I knew the girl had told me her name but I couldn't remember it, long story short we still chat, she thought it was cute and most of the time if it's been a while her texts start with "Hey you"

You know her name yet?

 

[Deadbed1968]

“So…d’ya live around here often?”

 

[ShaneoD]

You know her name yet?

I do indeed, though your comment has made me wonder if she hangs around here now

 

[mynameisben]

At a high school dance, a billion years ago, I approached a girl I had a crush on for the longest time. When I came up to her, I had fully intended to say, "You have such a pretty smile." I had rehearsed that killer line a half dozen times in my head as I was walking towards her. But when I finally opened my mouth, this is what tumbled out of it:

"You have such pretty tits."

She reflexively threw her cup of punch in my face, and I never got the chance to even speak to her again.

Elaine B*****, if you ever get the chance to read this, I am so, so sorry.


Ben

 

[RDM97756]

I was at a bar after work. So a bit a beer and relaxing from a crazy work night and well I have my fun which I see is awkward and goofy to most who watch. Anyways 3 of us guys were playing pool a girl was head strong for a guy in the group and he was kind of playing un interested... well in a moment of the banter and a hope to get some ofcthe attention she pulls her shirt way down just so you dont see nipples; so I desided to try and be funny and show off my, used to be athletic but kind of disappearing navy and previous sports abs,... it didnt do anything for her other 4 other ladies around...



Yeah that is me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was at a bar after work. So a bit a beer and relaxing from a crazy work night and well I have my fun which I see is awkward and goofy to most who watch. Anyways 3 of us guys were playing pool a girl was head strong for a guy in the group and he was kind of playing un interested... well in a moment of the banter and a hope to get some ofcthe attention she pulls her shirt way down just so you dont see nipples; so I desided to try and be funny and show off my, used to be athletic but kind of disappearing navy and previous sports abs,... it didnt do anything for her other 4 other ladies around...



Yeah that is me.

hum Was she betting on it? I like to flirt by kicking a man's ass in bar games. Trivia, darts, pool. However, sometimes, he is just better than me. That is where a well placed flash comes in, as it often knocks them off their game, enabling me to win. See, The kicking your ass and gloating is the flirt, the bare boobies are just a means to the end.

 

[thejabber27]

hum Was she betting on it? I like to flirt by kicking a man's ass in bar games. Trivia, darts, pool. However, sometimes, he is just better than me. That is where a well placed flash comes in, as it often knocks them off their game, enabling me to win. See, The kicking your ass and gloating is the flirt, the bare boobies are just a means to the end.

Um, well, so it's Disney night and the local pub and maybe we could go as Pongo and Perdy?

 

[RDM97756]

hum Was she betting on it? I like to flirt by kicking a man's ass in bar games. Trivia, darts, pool. However, sometimes, he is just better than me. That is where a well placed flash comes in, as it often knocks them off their game, enabling me to win. See, The kicking your ass and gloating is the flirt, the bare boobies are just a means to the end.

No betting, infact they interupted our game... looking back she was just desperate for him...

Funny story, he fucked that night... go figure... he just woke up in the middle of the night and left no nothing...

2 months later she starts doing the same thing to him.... and has no clue who he is or that she has already fucked him.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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[cheekygirl75]

Can confirm this is too accurate

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[Shenanigans90]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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ya know, I tried flirting once, it turned into a really interesting conversation about psychopathy, serial killers, mass murderers, and the criminally insane. So who is your favorite psycho?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

ya know, I tried flirting once, it turned into a really interesting conversation about psychopathy, serial killers, mass murderers, and the criminally insane. So who is your favorite psycho?

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[EndCreditsPart2]

So, uh. Hey ladies. Who here likes (checks notes) sex?

 

[Ingenue844]

Do you…do stuff?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hiya, do you want to listen to Barry White? You can have the left earpiece.

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

Do you…do stuff?

I do things and stuff.

 

[Mr_Soup]

“Say, I’m hung like a knat and finish faster than the average Mike Tyson boxing match, but how about you come over to my place after my shift here at McDonalds?”

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/NoytiI3

 

[Azuldrgon]

I couldn't flirt if my life depended on it.

 

[chellbarr]

Hey, you made a thread just for me!

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

https://confusingmiddle.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/the-legend-of-the-girl-in-the-white-suv-what-yo-name-is.gif
^^^^-Me, every damn time.