DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

This is the dark side of the Arouse in Five Words thread. The assignment is to write the most mood killing thing with only five words at your disposal. However, as a bonus element to this, people are encouraged to react with if they did get turned on or if the opposite happened. Do your worst.

I will give you an example.

I just ate your tarantula.

 

[kenbrack]

The bread is really moldy.

 

[DannieB]

I never shave my armpits.

 

[kenbrack]

It’s only a flesh wound.

 

[LIDiver]

The oozing should stop soon.

 

[Taegul]

Brushing teeth is so overrated.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Auntie? No, that's my mother.

 

[Biggalute]

I've always had that rash

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

"I really like Andrew Tate"

 

[DannieB]

I don’t think it’s contagious?

 

[Taegul]

Pineapple is gross on pizza.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I promise that's not fungus!

 

[Biggalute]

My micro penis is hereditary

 

[MiaBabe23]

Do that like he does

 

[Taegul]

I love the Politics forum

 

[Btq97]

It's only a small scab

 

[JustDave478]

It's only a small scab

Yuck! Lol

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Can I call you Adolf?

 

[Btq97]

Should it smell like cheese?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I just ate some beans.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Do you like vagina dentata?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You’ll need this penicillin afterwards

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Wanna fuck your ear canal.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(In the same genre...)

You fuck just like mom!

 

[Btq97]

Your mom gives better head!