The Awkward Flirt Thread

[Deleted member 3041612]

At this point I’m desperate. Wanna play Candyland, Chutes and Ladders, Operation and I Declare War (card game)? For money? Just an eager beaver here wanting to engage in good honest fun. Just be quiet going into the basement, don’t want to wake up my parents. *mom yelling take out the trash and wash your clothes before you start*

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Oh my god. Someone sent me this. I actually REALLY like them now after listening to their music....they make me laugh.

However, this has GOT to be the best music vid showing all kinds of awkwardness. I can't pick which line is the cringiest!

You need to watch the series on HBO. It ran three seasons. The first two were fantastic!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

One of the best of FOTC!

 

[Trubbycat]

Just be quiet going into the basement, don’t want to wake up my parents. *mom yelling take out the trash and wash your clothes before you start*

And separate the whites and delicates!

 

[AlexBailey]

If you come and stay the night my mom will make us breakfast ️

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Casually makes eye contact while eating a banana

That's now awkward.
It might make me behave awkwardly, but that's just...
sexy.
Now, if you were to choke on the banana....

 

[AlexBailey]

I hate bananas... say, do you like calculus ?

I love watching your tongue when you say “calculus.” Can you look deeply into my eyes and say “parallelogram”?

I project a confluence in our calculations.

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/gxXDI0p

Especially when Feelings are the topic of conversation

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm bumping this thread... like I'd like to uh... bump against you!

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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