DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Him15]

I'm sorry sir, its inoperable

 

[Pad_Foot]

Buttplug? Stop! That’s a grenade

 

[sweetheart97]

Your ex called, she's pregnant.

 

[EctoJohn]

You get to fuck me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Buttplug? Stop! That’s a grenade

Grenade buttplug? PULL THE PIN!

 

[EctoJohn]

Crabs is not that bad.

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

It's only a little pus

 

[LostHorizon]

It's only a little pus

Interesting how just another “s” and a “y” would make such a difference.

 

[Baztrachian]

The IRS is on the phone.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You're either drunk or insane.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Would you shave my back?

 

[SmilingLez]

Just a little green goo

 

[EctoJohn]

I find the dictionary erotic.

 

[Pad_Foot]

cock degloved midfuck by vagina

 

[Him15]

I think i like you

 

[snexxer]

Just wipe the cockcheese off.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You've got a federal subpoena

 

[j769]

You had onions for lunch?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'd still fuck you anyways.