Quick one-liner challenge thread

[Liar]

Time for a writing thread, kinda.

Rules: I throw out a topic. It could be a question, or a situaion, or something. You come up with a line, a caption, or whatever the current challenge is ASAP.

Fire at will until I change to a new challenge. Will try to update it daily or more.


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Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

"Why are you snarfing my cheetos? It's not like you can't snap your fingers and get your own bag."

 

[champagne1982]

Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

Got milk?

 

[rgraham666]

There goes your right to cast the first stone.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

There goes your right to cast the first stone.

Oh, that's a good one. Puts mine to shame.

 

[kbate]

This is my body...

 

[kendo1]

It's a miracle!

 

[rgraham666]

Oh, that's a good one. Puts mine to shame.

Thank you.

I'm probably going to hell for it, but I like it.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Dude, I'm an Pagan, now hand over my fuckin' Cheetos.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

"Oh, Lord . . ."

 

[Nirvanadragones]

" Moses forgot the 11th Commandment. (typical male that he was) Thou shalt not eat a pregnant woman's cheetos. Now go rewrite that on stone while I get us some ice cream . . . You've got one hell of a lot of explaining to do."

 

[angelicminx]

Mind sharing?

 

[MissBri]

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Can I enter twice?


"Mmmmmm - chee-tohs."

 

[Guest]

I didn't know your name was Chester.

 

[FallingToFly]

David, my husband is going to kick your ass if he catches you here...

(I have a friend who looks like Jesus' stunt double.)

 

[glynndah]

"Wow! You are a miracle worker. I was out of Cheetos!"


"Hmmm.... I kinda thought the rapture would begin a little differently."

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

"Get the heaven out of my kitchen!"

 

[Liar]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

 

[FallingToFly]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

How many times did they tell me: NOT ON THE CARPET?

 

[glynndah]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

"Please tell me this ISN'T the Bestiality forum."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

"Don't make me kill you."

 

[Sunnygrl]

Hmmm, would he notice if I grabbed that steak off his plate????

 

[NastyPierre]

Time for a writing thread, kinda.

Rules: I throw out a topic. It could be a question, or a situaion, or something. You come up with a line, a caption, or whatever the current challenge is ASAP.

Fire at will until I change to a new challenge. Will try to update it daily or more.


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Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

Well, well, well.... where in the hell did you get that stuff? Not from my cupboard. Let me get us some red wine and organic tofu sauted to a delicate crisp.

 

[NastyPierre]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

Ooooops.