Quick one-liner challenge thread

[Guest]

Challenge #4: What's this kidlet prayin' fo'?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4084/kiddoqt1.jpg

.Tit.

 

[NoJo]

perfect ^

Liar: next?

 

[angelicminx]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

Fucking bitch. (Right before he bares his teeth and rips out a chunk of calf.)

 

[angelicminx]

Challenge #4: What's this kidlet prayin' fo'?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4084/kiddoqt1.jpg

Got milk?

 

[kiten69]

Challenge #4: What's this kidlet prayin' fo'?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4084/kiddoqt1.jpg

come on Barney...just jump out of the television and keep me company...

 

[glynndah]

Challenge #4: What's this kidlet prayin' fo'?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4084/kiddoqt1.jpg

"Please let me keep him!"
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg[/QUOTE]

 

[Liar]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

 

[Guest]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

bankcard into the slot.

Hell. Starbucks is expensive.

 

[NoJo]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

fork into his eye.

 

[kiten69]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

...oversized carryon into the small storage bin over his aisle seat.

*now how long will it be before someone gives a pervy answer?*

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

anvil into the last remaining bit of space in the trailer. "There," he sighed as he dusted his hands off. "Now remind me never to move the damned forge again."

 

[glynndah]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

Massive 12 inch throbbing member into her dripping love hole.
(Hey, somebody had to say it.)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

pride into his pocket as he pulled over and stopped to ask for directions.

 

[Liar]

Might as well play.

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

...toothpick into one of the little cheese cubes on the tray. The butler gave him a disapproving glare.

"Y'are s'posed to use the silver spork for those, sah."

"Why?"

"I have no idea, sah. It's just the way it is. Spork is for cheese. Everybody knows that."

There was a lot of everybodyknows that kept reminding Reg that he wasn't everybody. This high life thing was going to be a bitch.



Dammit, couldn't stop writing.

 

[glynndah]

Might as well play.

...toothpick into one of the little cheese cubes on the tray. The butler gave him a disapproving glare.

"Y'are s'posed to use the silver spork for those, sah."

"Why?"

"I have no idea, sah. It's just the way it is. Spork is for cheese. Everybody knows that."

There was a lot of everybodyknows that kept reminding Reg that he wasn't everybody. This high life thing was going to be a bitch.



Dammit, couldn't stop writing.

*takes note: Spork is for cheese.*

 

[Guest]

*takes note: Spork is for cheese.*

Damn, Liar.

That's sig-line worthy.

"Spork is for cheese."

 

[glynndah]

Damn, Liar.

That's sig-line worthy.

"Spork is for cheese."

And down right handy to know.

 

[poppy1963]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

This is not at ALL what I'd hoped for...

 

[poppy1963]

Challenge #4: What's this kidlet prayin' fo'?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4084/kiddoqt1.jpg

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

"Please let me keep him!"

PERFECT, Glynndah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[glynndah]

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
Thanks. *blushes*

 

[kiten69]

Challenge #5: Finish this sentence.

With an outlandish groan and a brute thrust, he shoved his...

...ex into the trunk of the car and headed off to the middle of nowhere to dispose of the body!

 

[Liar]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

...oversized carryon into the small storage bin over his aisle seat.

*now how long will it be before someone gives a pervy answer?*

ROFLMAO!
Being dyslexic is FUNNIER!

I read "oversized CRAYON"

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

Headache AGAIN!?

 

[glynndah]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

It's an oldie but a goodie: The classic"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."