Quick one-liner challenge thread

[Nirvanadragones]

So you like dressing me in pink, huh?

 

[kendo1]

Steve is a good name for a cat.

 

[Liar]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

'Wanna come see my caboose?'

 

[Liar]

'Wanna come see my caboose?'

*golf clap*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

Come honey, kiss me fast.

(pathetic but my first attempt at a limerick.)

 

[Liar]

Come honey, kiss me fast.

(pathetic but my first attempt at a limerick.)

Not bad for a limerick nOOb.

...but it's supposed to rhyme with the first line

 

[Guest]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:


Hello.

I'm extremely wealthy.

 

[Skip1934a]

Good job people!

Tossing another one into the ring before I'm off to bed:

Challenge #2: What's this puppy thinking?
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3848/saddogfy3.jpg

Why do I always get blamed for what that damned cat does?

 

[rachlou]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:

my dick will drop off without use!

 

[Guest]

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:

"I'm hung like a moose."

 

[Skip1934a]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

Do you think your pussy's too loose?

 

[Skip1934a]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

I hope this screws up that parental control thingie they put on here.

 

[FallingToFly]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

Have some more gin and juice.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

Will you show me which opening to use?

 

[Honey123]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

My dick's bigger than a moose

 

[rachlou]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

Spit or swallow - you choose!

 

[kiten69]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

In my pocket I carry a goose.

damn limericks

 

[Guest]

i really dont need an excuse

 

[FallingToFly]

Spit or swallow but please don't chew!

 

[kiten69]

Spit or swallow but please don't chew!

LMAO!

 

[kiten69]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

Ok this is the last time i am going to show you how to do it .

 

[Liar]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

 

[alyxen]

Challenge #8: Finish this limerick.

There once was a man from Tolouse
who used an elaborate ruse.
When wanting some ass
he would say to the lass:
________________________

?

I'll buy you a new pair of shoes!

 

[alyxen]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

I can't believe they are paying me $50/hour for this crap! Even a baby could do it!