Quick one-liner challenge thread

[kiten69]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

Hurry up i see my Alpha-Male coming!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

pride into his pocket as he pulled over and stopped to ask for directions.

Love it!

 

[kiten69]

ROFLMAO!
Being dyslexic is FUNNIER!

I read "oversized CRAYON"

LMAO...glad i could make ya giggle

 

[glynndah]

"It's 'Put your right paw in.' Not 'put your paw right in'."

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

"Stop sweating! This Heimlich maneuver will get that puppy out!"

 

[poppy1963]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

Oh no...I forgot the peanut butter!

 

[Guest]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

Oy ve. Is it in yet?

 

[kiten69]

Oy ve. Is it in yet?

ROTFLMFAO!!!

i can't count the times i have thought the same thing when He uses the "larger" butt plug on me...good one sarah

 

[FallingToFly]

Hurry up i see my Alpha-Male coming!

Uhm... isn't that your wife?

 

[kiten69]

Uhm... isn't that your wife?

LOL

 

[kiten69]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

*sigh*...here we go again, now where did i set that magazine?

 

[kiten69]

Bump...umm Liar i think we need a new one....

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Challenge #6: Caption this.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6233/teddyyb9.jpg

The Bears always enjoyed a round of "The Seaman & the Captain" before lunch:
"You are in the presence of an Officer! I expect a salute, sailor! Now drop and give me 20!"

 

[kiten69]

"eeek You Mean No Ky?"

 

[Liar]

Bump...umm Liar i think we need a new one....

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

 

[kiten69]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

I hope you saved your work...

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

I am so gonna get strained bananas for this! Mom never thinks to just connect the power cable!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

micro processors require micro techs!

 

[kiten69]

This will teach you to give me peas!

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

And they wonder why it's a bad idea for the supervillian to tell the young all about their ingenious plot to take over the world...

 

[Honey123]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

Uncle Fester before puberty

 

[JustaJerk]

Oh, all right.

Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

What happens if I pull its hair?

 

[rachlou]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

That'll teach you to surf porn sites when I need attention !!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

Give me my bottle or the computer gets it.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, all right.



Challenge #7: Another free caption thingy.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/553/563cr7.jpg

OOOH! What does THIS button do?

(sorry, sort of inside joke)