Quick one-liner challenge thread

[CrimsonMaiden]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

Gulliver's body found floating in the river... police suspect foul play.

 

[alyxen]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

I don't need to stop and ask for directions! We want to go that way!!

 

[Huckleman2000]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

"Barge Operator Loses Face; Statue Points Out Error"

 

[kiten69]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

I was abducted by aliens...look there they are!

 

[glynndah]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

Sphinx and Venus de Milo caught in tryst!

 

[Skip1934a]

Ok here's a new one, and then I'm off to sleep. Play (reasonlably) nice.


Challenge #9: A headline for this story.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4899/1932719303109938841rsxt1.jpg

Dead man points to killer who threw him in the river

 

[kiten69]

Dead man points to killer who threw him in the river

LOL

 

[kiten69]

*BUMP*


Liar, we need a new pic...

 

[Liar]

Oh all right.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

 

[bluebell]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!"

 

[CharleyH]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!"

Well, I thought my spread legs were a bit obvious, Benjamin.

 

[kiten69]

Oh all right.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

What'chu lookin' at Willis?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Durrr, hello George....

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Oh all right.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

A bird in the hand, is worth two in the . . . ?

 

[rgraham666]

Damn! Your hands are cold!

 

[TE999]

Oh all right.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

I won how much playing Powerball?

 

[glynndah]

Oh all right.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

He put that hamster where?

 

[bluebell]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/owl5yjbp4.jpg

"Egads! I hope this guy brought some Handi-Wipes..."

 

[Liar]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

 

[Tom Collins]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Says the fish in the school to the one away from it..."WTF? You too good to hang with us all'a sudden?"

 

[FatDino]

Says the fish behind the coral...."Look at me. I'm invisible!"

 

[glynndah]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Waiting patiently to merge, Milo did not notice the fish careening out of control and heading right for him.

 

[Tom Collins]

Waiting patiently to merge, Milo did not notice the fish careening out of control and heading right for him.

PMSL

 

[Tom Collins]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

You can't drop out of the school...you'll be eaten alive out there on your own in the real world!

 

[bluebell]

"I forgot my lines!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

"Hey guys? Which animated movie are we doing now?"