Quick one-liner challenge thread

[FatDino]

"Think outside the box."

 

[cloudy]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

"pssst! Go ahead and cue the jaws music!"

 

[CharleyH]

"Think outside the box."

Why would we want to do that? :|

 

[FatDino]

Why would we want to do that? :|

To find out how to build a Taco Bell in the ocean?

 

[rachlou]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Hurry up! Or you'll end up as sushi like Fred...

 

[kiten69]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Hey baby, I see you got my message to meet me behind the fan coral.

 

[cumallday]

Sorry buddy, but I had to pee!

 

[jomar]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Psst. Want to score some coral?

 

[Trombonus]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

"Psst...Hey, c'mere...I got candy."

 

[kiten69]

Here Liar, you take a stab at coming up with the one-liner.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-dog/dog-child.jpg

 

[Tom Collins]

New one. Not sure if I used this before, but let's have a go at it anyway.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Suzi and Robbie were torn apart due to her parents' refusal to let her date a fish from the wrong side of the reef.

 

[rachlou]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/schoolismoving.jpg

Psst. Wanna see my 10" fin??

 

[FallingToFly]

Left over from my grade school years of torment (third thru fifth graders hunt in packs!):

If I stay very still, and very quiet- maybe they won't see me! (And if they do, I still have the Mace!)

 

[Skip1934a]

... and they kicked me out just because I have a light case of leprosy. What a bunch of prudes.

 

[TheEarl]

New pic for you

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

 

[CharleyH]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

"POLICE - Do me?"

 

[Liar]

Suzi and Robbie were torn apart due to her parents' refusal to let her date a fish from the wrong side of the reef.

Awww.

 

[Liar]

Here Liar, you take a stab at coming up with the one-liner.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-dog/dog-child.jpg

That's it, Kiddo. Just a few more steps, and you're free. Go fetch a posse and some firearms and bust me outta here.

 

[Liar]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

Everybody told Frank that his "Cops and Comedians Café" business idea was a dud. But did ol' Frankie listen?

 

[jomar]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

Happy hour in the Actor's Cafe.

 

[glynndah]

Happy hour in the Actor's Cafe.

He kept his eyes peeled, but the head of the hobo gang always eluded him.

 

[cloudy]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

Bobo knew it was over when Lt. Smith would no longer speak to him in public.

 

[FatDino]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

Police: "Try not to act like a spy. And don't look at me."

 

[scheherazade_79]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

"Dude, I'm sitting on my own because my feet stink. What's your problem? Did you have beans for breakfast or something?"

 

[slyc_willie]

http://alecsoth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/cop_clown.jpg

The Earl

"Yes, I DO remember my tenth birthday party . . . why?"